So I was chatting in IRC while playing some GTA4, and CronosBlade linked this article and I was like oh shit, It's begun.

So after loading my Crossbow and saying goodbye to the IRCartel, I decided to finish one more mission before defeating the Zombie Hoard.

Well guess what happens when I start up my next mission....



OH GOD NO! NOT MY PRECIOUS 360! I NEVER TREATED YOU WRONG, I THOUGHT WE WOULD LAST FOREVER!

After going through this phase, I decided to remember the good times. Oh the first time we got 1000 GS on one game. Unlocking the Third Island in GTA4. The numerous FNF times. It was a great journey.
Being the great writer I am, I decided to write a little song for my beloved, before I ship her off to the Hell that is M$.

An ode to Vlambo's 360.

Baby I wanna play all night and day
I want to press your buttons till the sky turns grey
You are the only one for me
My beloved 360.


I'll miss you baby, Forever yours,

Jon "Vlambo" Wall