Kratos is brazilian.

And here I was, enjoying my evening, when suddenly someone comes and says that kratos is Brazillian. WAIT, what? That happened less than a 100 km away from my house? What the fuck is that? I'm gonna go there and punch this guy. Or hug him. I don't know, really.

Next thing you know, Kratos will be doing mall tours and giving handjobs behind the Dairy Queen to pay for rent.

After killing all the greek gods, he's now doing freelance jobs marketing the licensed games about his life.

I said it first: we need to have Brad Nicholson do it!

@Velt

AND WE NEED IT FAST!

At first I was terrified because Kratos will kill everything.

But then I realized he was in Brazil, so you guys are screwed and not me.

As long as he's not singing and dancing it's all good.