So here it is!
V Day's Tomorrow!
No, I wish V Day stood for 'Vice's Day' (Oh the things I could accomplish...)
but unfortunately tomorrow's for you people with that sickness.
That ooey gooey, let me suck your face off, chestburster thing called love.
PAH I SAY!
Enjoy it though, have a great time.
Treat your Lady, Man, or Ladyman like a respectable carbon being!
That means, you know, give'm chocolate.
And preferably games, because shit, this is Destructoid and all.
We thrive off games! And sometimes
Well Happy Valentines DTOID Community! Make it memorable. read