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Waiting For:
-FEZ
-Owlboy
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Name: Cole P. H.
Age: 20 (Feb. 23rd 1990)
Sex: Male
Bloodtype: O+
Origin: Southern California
Bio:
I'm a guy who loves Games as much as I love breathing / my heart beating / my bowels working.
My girlfriend and I are both heavily into games, and it's a binding factor in our relationship.
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-Likes-
Games, Art & Music
Voicing
Cultural Anthropology
Long Hair
Nature
Travel
Stat Boosting Badges/Gear
Vibram Five-Fingers Shoes
Donburi Variants
Being Barefoot

-Dislikes-
Ignorance
Mainstream Media
Fellow Nerds who can't be a bit more humble about their passions
Unhealthiness
Short Hair
Bipedal Intercontinental Missile Launchers
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-A Few of My Top Games-
LoZ: Wind Waker
Okami
Super Mario RPG: LotSS
Odin Sphere
Cave Story
Kirby Super Star
Dead Space
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Sin and Punishment
Viewtiful Joe 1+2
Rockman Zero Series
Donkey Kong Country Series
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-A Few of My Top Shows-
One Piece (Undubbed)
Venture Bros.
Jonny Quest
Psych
Twilight Zone
LOST
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--Contacts & Sites of Interest--
Email: cole.vice@gmail.com
AIM: shadowvaati (lolol it's old, get over it)
Vice on Facebook
Vice on DeviantArt
Vice on Sheezyart

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DTOID V Day Card
Vice \| 2:19 PM on 02.13.2009	20 comments

So here it is!

V Day's Tomorrow!
No, I wish V Day stood for 'Vice's Day' (Oh the things I could accomplish...) but unfortunately tomorrow's for you people with that sickness.
That ooey gooey, let me suck your face off, chestburster thing called love.
Pah.
PAH I SAY!
Enjoy it though, have a great time.
Treat your Lady, Man, or Ladyman like a respectable carbon being!
That means, you know, give'm chocolate.
And sex.
And preferably games, because shit, this is Destructoid and all.
We thrive off games! And sometimes air.
Well Happy Valentines DTOID Community! Make it memorable.

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17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

MrSadistic

I'm sharing Valentine's Day with my right hand and my penis.

Char Aznable

I'm sharing Valentine's Day with MrSadistic's right hand and my penis.

Vice

I see I'm not alone!
Though I think we should keep out Valentines 'festivities' far from each other, agreed?

MrSadistic

You can watch if you want.........................

Vice

@ John Solgrim
I believe it already is! Twilight Zone moment, that.
And thanks!

@MRSADISTIC
I'll leave you two to your own doings.
I just pray to god that the end result won't find itself on DVD...and on my front door.

Char Aznable

Also, I forgot to mention that you did a fantastic job on the card. I love your style - please post more of this kind of stuff on Dtoid.

HeavyD

Nicely done sir! Also, DMC4 and Bionic Commando Rearmed. Excellent choices. Capcom FTW.

NotAZombie

Excellent work!

Y0j1mb0

Beautiful.

IronPikeman

Fucking awesome!

mid3vol

this is so amazingly cute, nice work!!

Hollie Bennett

FUCK SINGLE AWARENESS DAY!

Maurice Tan

Muchos win, very well done :)

/applause

Artemus

Valentine's Day!
Yeah...
Right?!

Xhumation

Full of win.

Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go back to crying in my corner

Hank Peters

This is awesome. Nice SW33T belt buckle.

Did you intentionally draw his belly button to look like the Dreamcast logo?

Vice

I'll never tell, Hank Peters...
I'll never tell...

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