For as long as I can remember, I have always been "that guy" - you know, the guy who's better than everyone else at videogames and makes them not fun to play anymore. My friends would do anything to get out of playing against me: sit out, force me to play with a handicap (ever play Halo upside-down?), or worst of all, fake mental illness (true story). This curse has left me feeling guilty for beating my friends and has kept me unreasonably sober during Mario Kart drinking games. I was about ready to give up on ever finding salvation, until I found Destructoid.

Here, everyone is "that guy" or "that gal." I feel I have finally found a place where I can safely pwn amongst like-minded company. That being said, if anyone is looking for an able body for Halo3, CoD4, SSBB, or anything really, drop me a line and let the good times roll.


PS: I love you guys. ;)