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SNAKE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
He got hit in the head with a golfball.
snake and ocelot have an epic boss fight, then ocelot dies and says that he really wasn't under control of liquid's hand. some crap happens, then snake meets big boss and some more crap happens. then big boss dies from fox die, and then snake goes and does old man stuff (vacation in Florida). you also find out that rosemary and the col. aren't really married, but made it seem so to protect rose and raiden's kid. also johhny and butterface get married and drebin says that he and the team butterface and johnny were working for were really working for the patriots.
or something like that.
Snake tells the world: He is IRON MAN.
Everybody dies.
The End
@MRSADISTIC
Better than mine.
PS. Raiden has a penis.
Snake is Fontaine
Also, Snake is dead and only the kid sees him because he's a ghost and the kid sees dead people.
Its ok, I'm selling my Wii to pay for PAX, so I understand
Damn man, that sucks if your not yanking our chains here. I'd miss my PS3 more than I'd care to admit.
A six-year-old basement dweller kills the Patriots. Srsly.
That sucks dude, I would have just bought a little scooter or something...I'm actually thinking about doing that.
Sadistic mixed with Shipero is pretty much it with a bit of Zero will always become 100 and all that jazz.
We the Dutch did it. With buttplugs.
Nice tattoos by the way.
Gas prices blow, but I doubt I could bring myself to do such, I'd catch the bus or train or something. Tough break though
BTW: Snake is officially "done fighting" and Otacon will tell the world Snake's legacy
Snake and Liquid kiss
Meryl and Johnny Akiba get married after love blossomed on the battlefield
Drebin gets drunk for the first time
Big Boss is raised from the dead in order to kill Zero, who was the founder of the patriots
Naomi becomes an hero
Sunny kills the bad part of the patriot AI while retaining the good
Vamp had nano machines that healed his wounds, and died once they were shut off.
Snake and Otacon go off to spend Snake's final days in peace together, Otacon decides he'll document Snake's amazing-ness so that it'll live on in future generations.
You sold your PS3 so you could drive around for an extra two days? I don't know about that.
Snake and Otacon move to california...
I'm buying a motorcycle to save gas. You might ask "how can you save money by spending 3k dollars?" Gas is high enough that I can afford to finance it with the money I'm saving in gas. During the winter months I'll just have to bite the bullet. Once it's paid off, gas should be about 7 dollars p.g. And I'll be getting 50 Mpgs.
stupid decision. do you have a job? and the Solid Snake is a lie.
Congratulations, you just got yourself like 3 gallons of gas. Shit's expensive.
when things get better buy a 20 gig and upgrade that hardrive
agh... trying to skip thru these...
i've decided to complete MGS4 eventually
but yeah, rough time financially
yes, i have a job, unforutnately its in the housing industry which is shit at the moment...
no overtime, hardly have any work...
sucks
and i gotta drive 25 miles to work everyday
so 50 miles a day
cant move closer to work...
stuck in my lease for 4 more months...
3 grand to break the lease :/
BUT
i sold the ps3 + county karaoke revolution + some blu-rays + some games to my folks for 500... they wanted a blu-ray player...
so, the ps3 is only about 40 miles away from me
and when im more financially stable i can buy a 40gb and swap it out with 'their' 60gb launch ps2 capable goodness
(maybe... thats kinda shady actually)
and i live in AZ
public transportation isnt really much of an option out here
and thanks...
i need some more tattoos
just need some time to work on the designs
its nice knowing i have some things i can keep no matter how high gas prices get...
so, yeah....
Public Transport?
Snake uses his the spirit bomb to save the universe THE END.