Zdravstvuj. My name is Valentin Seleznyov, and i'm a 23 year old self employed kitchen and bathroom designer from London, England. When i'm not making housewives dreams come true, i play guitar and perform vocals in an alternative electronic band, and am currently writing a space ballet.
I drive a Mercedes cabriolet named Bella, and am engaged. Though, for reasons that should be obvious to anyone who has visited this page, i like to keep my doting fiancee out of my online affairs.
My favourite video games of all time are Psycho Fox, Fantastic Dizzy, Road Avenger, Tomcat Alley, Shen-Mue, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Quantum of Solace and Call of Duty: World at War.
I am also very passionate about Treyarch getting the recognition they deserve.
While i was born in England and currently live here, i was mostly raised in Moscow (i have Russian parents). English is not my first language, so try not to be too harsh on me if i make a spelling mistake or grammatical error. Though by all means point it out, as it will help me to improve.
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I hope you intend to slap the shit out of her when you find that "other castle".
Also, will dressing as Mario help you perform better?
To everything else: I am convinced this is the best troll to ever grace Destructoid.
K thx
XOXOXO
Also, if your looking for the "princess" and you confront a "gorilla", does this imply a kinky threesome?? Hawt!
Done.
You're fucking weird, man.
Also, Valentines Sleazynose, I seriously love having you around here. But for the love of God we need some cosplay pictures.
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Hoborg?
Wait...no it doesn't.
I can only assume that you're either impotent or not sexually active yet."
"I'd rather not have what was an amicable conversation messed up.
Could you not go and be negative somewhere else? Please."
Also, "I drive a $100,000 Mercedes cabriolet named Bella"
Oh, Valentines. You're starting to wear out your welcome. Just stick to being a weird fuck, this cocky business is wretched.
You are a westerner.
Sincerely,
Not a moron
Wrong.
I don't want him to be gone; I think this is hilarious.
The fact that some people actually believe he's not a troll makes it even funnier.
On a side note, you get someone truly representative of Donkey Kong, I'm pretty sure it stops mattering whether or not you're into gorillas. I think you need to start worrying whether the gorilla is into -you- or not.
Not video games.
Yeah, obvious troll really is fucking obvious.
@Scion of Mogo
About 4 days ago my g/f did a search for "Xanth" (since she reads Piers Anthony) and found your twitter.
True story.
"I am also very passionate about Treyarch getting the recognition they deserve."
lol
I really liked the idea (had I stayed) of making more videogame themed costumes to strip out of.
Well I cant say that's how I roll but hey, different people, different opinions.
you strange, strange person.
that's a lie. GayBear was better.
Also, this qualifies as yiffing, therefore is massive gay.