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My name is Jon and I'm an avid gamer. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've been gaming for 20 plus years, and will continue to do so forever. How could one not like games?



Consoles Owned:
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Gameboy
Gameboy Advanced
Nintendo DS
Playstaton
Playstation 2
Playstaion 3
Xbox
Xbox 360



Top 10 Games:
1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
2. Goldeneye (N64)
3. Banjo Kazooie (N64)
4. Resident Evil (PSX)
5. Killer Instinct (ARCADE)
6. Street Fighter II: Turbo (SNES)
7. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
8. Final Fantasy 3 (SNES - aka FF6 in Japan)
9. WWF Wrestlemania (N64)
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

XBL: turkeysandwich
PSN: wtfistheinternet

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live. - Josh Homme (QotSA)


Maynard James Keenan is the fucking man, and the best vocalist of our generation.


An Ode To Wiisucks:

Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,

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Zombie Mini-Game In Saint's Row 2 VWGTI | 4:51 PM on 10.14.2008 15 comments

I don't know if this is old news to the internet, but it's news to me. Quite possibly the best addition to any game ever is Zombie Uprising. Check out this quote from the Gamespot review: "The best diversion is the terrifying zombie uprising. You can access this on the big-screen TV in any of your cribs, and it provides the some of the most exciting moments in Saints Row 2. As opposed to an emulation of a 2D arcade game from years past, this is a 3D adventure to save your soul from bloodsucking zombies. It takes place in the dilapidated hotel that serves as your headquarters, and you have to mow down wave after wave of these undead creatures. With a limited number of guns and melee weapons that break after a few hits, you'll have to constantly run around to evade the threat of these relentless demons. The slow-moving zombies may not seem too scary at first, but as more fill the screen, this becomes an intense and oftentimes exhilarating experience. Being surrounded by a group of zombies as you try to push them away to resurrect your fallen pals is an awesome divergence from the typical inner city mayhem." GameSpot.com Could Saint's Row 2 possibly be any more awesome? Attached photos: