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Will the Bourne Consipracy Game Be Any Good? I think so!
VWGTI | 10:08 AM on 04.22.2008 12 comments


Gunplay


Hand-to-hand combat


Forget about James Bond. It's all about the Bourne series. Jason Bourne is not only a supreme badass, but an extremely interesting character. His ability to turn anything into a weapon, along with his impressive hand-to-hand combat skills is enough to make any action-junkie cream their pants.

As I'm sure many of you know a Bourne game is headed to consoles this June. I had originally written this off as another lame game based on a movie, but it is actually looking like it'll be a damn fine game. I can't wait to see if this game will deliver the goods, and judging by the gameplay videos, it looks like it might just do that.

The game seems to borrow a lot from many other games such as cover mechanics, close-quarters-combat, and driving missions. The gunplay looks like your typical third-person action game, and it looks solid enough. There are some sweet slow-motion effects thrown in there for a bit of flair too. The hand-to-hand combat on the other hand looks epic. Just like in the movies, you'll be able to use your environment as well as various objects to fight your enemies. I especially enjoyed the part where Jason Bourne grabbed a man and used him as a shield to absorb a shotgun blast! The driving portion though looks a little bland and leaves a lot to be desired.

What do you all think about this game so far? Do you think it will be worth a look?



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:15
Kryptinite
I'm keeping my eye out on this one. I really enjoyed the movies but I'm always skeptical when it comes to movie tie in games. If it's good, I'll wait until the price drops to purchase it.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:17
weedgan
Looks good, but I have a hard time getting into the "bourne" movies.

All I can ever see is this,

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/24/Damon-team-america.jpg[/img]
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:46
brosef
The gameplay and camera look to be a mix of GoW and Stranglehold, which could either make the controls smooth and intuitive or it could give you cancer when you touch the controller.

Bring it on.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 11:07
liam2015
I never saw any of the movies so I don't think I'll be getting this.

Also, it looks EXACTLY like uncharted. Not neccesarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I like that.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 11:29
big filth
2nd video made me horny
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 12:02
king3vbo
It looks very gears in the gunplay, but the hand to hand alone has me excited
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 12:32
Johnny Blaze
I have high hopes for it since I really enjoy the movies alot. Count me in.. it can't be worse then spider man movei games..
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Guys, this game is going to be amazing. I played it a couple of weeks ago (impressions this week finally!) and I was blown away by how good it turned out. I was expecting mass amounts of fail.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:12
Conrad Zimmerman
I'm going to buy it anyway to support a friend of mine who worked on the project but, for once, I'm actually looking forward to playing this.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:24
VWGTI
@ Hamxa

Awesome, man. I look forward to reading your impressions. I'm also glad to hear that it is in fact really good.
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