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My name is Jon and I'm an avid gamer. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've been gaming for 20 plus years, and will continue to do so forever. How could one not like games?



Consoles Owned:
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Gameboy
Gameboy Advanced
Nintendo DS
Playstaton
Playstation 2
Playstaion 3
Xbox
Xbox 360



Top 10 Games:
1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
2. Goldeneye (N64)
3. Banjo Kazooie (N64)
4. Resident Evil (PSX)
5. Killer Instinct (ARCADE)
6. Street Fighter II: Turbo (SNES)
7. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
8. Final Fantasy 3 (SNES - aka FF6 in Japan)
9. WWF Wrestlemania (N64)
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

XBL: turkeysandwich
PSN: wtfistheinternet

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live. - Josh Homme (QotSA)


Maynard James Keenan is the fucking man, and the best vocalist of our generation.


An Ode To Wiisucks:

Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,


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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 11:16
king3vbo
This is, without a doubt, the best contest entry.

AMAZING
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 11:17
Kryptinite
Because Hurley is in it..I love it.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 11:26
blehman
My good lord...it's beautiful.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 11:29
Chocobo Knight
This should automatically win.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 11:29
007
el oh el
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 12:48
Niero
whoa
Nad Crusher's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 13:19
Nad Crusher
This should be made into a documentary.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 13:53
MATTFOO
LOL. MONEY.

good. but not 360 worthy.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 14:04
ZServ
this contest needs to eat a dick.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 14:30
MATTFOO
BEANS!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 15:46
MechaMonkey
I don't get it. I think you Lost me somewhere towards the beginning.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 17:31
Batthink
That is very good. Nice use of Hurley. :OD
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 17:36
michiyoyoshiku
No where near as funny as my random use of it
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2008 17:51
Simmons 2pt0
Where the hell is the spoiler alert?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2008 02:08
mix
I lol'd, good work!
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