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New Borderlands Interview With Randy Pitchford. Also, Amazon Gold Box Sale Tomorrow!
VWGTI \| 8:59 AM on 08.27.2009	13 comments

I'm pretty excited about Borderlands and each time I hear Randy Pitchford talk about the game my excitement reaches new heights. In his latest interview at Gamescom he talks about the drop-in and out feature in co-op, dueling your friends, and how the game scales depending on the number of players and the players levels. He also talks briefly about single-player. Very awesome stuff.

Video Games | Borderlands | GC 09: Randy Pitchford Interview

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Also, for those unaware, Amazon will will have a video games Gold Box sale starting tomorrow. Here are the details:

* At 12:01 AM PST the first deal will be the Gold Box Deal of the Day. Its special discounted price will be available all day only on Friday, August 28 (or until we run out.)
* Starting at 6:00 AM PST, the second deal will be featured as a Lightning Deal.
* Each of the remaining deals will also be Lightning Deals.
* Discounts on each deal will be available only while supplies last.

I'm interested in seeing if there will be anything worth buying.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Andrew Kauz

I just learned about the dueling the other day. Not sure how I had missed those details before. Sounds fantastic. I seriously cannot wait for this one.

Takeshi

HOLY SHIT! This is gonna be even better than I had expected! And I was already really looking forward to it. Damn! That duel-mode is gonna be awesome.

Thanks for sharing this Jon! Shits gonna be on in October!

Thunderdome...

FUCKING THUNDERDOME!!!

zombiekiller13

I just pre-ordered Borderlands...figured I might as well do it now in case they do some sort of bonus for it. The more I see of the game, the more it excites me.

Also...I kinda hope Amazon doesn't put up anything worthwhile. The past few weeks have been a buy-a-poolaza in the game department. I need a break. Ah, crap. Muramasa comes out next week...and then Scribblenauts. Dammit.

VWGTI

lol @ zombiekiller13's frustration. I feel you, man. So many games to buy.

@ Takeshi

I'm glad you guys are getting the game only three days after the US. FNF + Borderlands = HEAD EXPLODES FROM AWESOME

Bulkmailer

I uh...just umm...fuck.

SuitcoatAvenger

This might be my new jam.

Char Aznable

I'm getting more excited for Borderlands with each new tidbit of information that I see. Lookin' good.

kami

Yes! I can't wait! Definitely my most anticipated game of this year. Takeshi, we are definitely rocking this! Finally we can fight together rather than destroying each other in CoD4.

Takeshi

Only 3 days later!

Man, PSN cards are coming for us and games are getting more or less the same release dates. Is Europe finally getting the full attention it so deserves?

Takeshi

OK, I'll stop screaming but it keeps getting better and better. The game is gonna be only 50 Euro's instead of 60 to 65 for me. If I pre-order it now that is.

Done!

VWGTI

lol

Holyetheline

I'm so stoked about this game, I really can't wait!!

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