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My name is Jon and I'm an avid gamer. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've been gaming for 20 plus years, and will continue to do so forever. How could one not like games?



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2. Goldeneye (N64)
3. Banjo Kazooie (N64)
4. Resident Evil (PSX)
5. Killer Instinct (ARCADE)
6. Street Fighter II: Turbo (SNES)
7. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
8. Final Fantasy 3 (SNES - aka FF6 in Japan)
9. WWF Wrestlemania (N64)
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

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I'm officially looking forward to Fallout 3 now!
VWGTI | 7:11 PM on 10.12.2008 22 comments


I was one of the few who didn't care for Oblivion. I thought the "massive world" was boring and uninspired, the combat was clunky and unsatisfying, and the character models were ugly as hell. Still, I gave the game a try and put in about 12 hours before encountering a game killing bug that caused me to swear off the game forever. I will never understand why Oblivion is so popular. It was boring.

When Fallout 3 was announced I was not impressed to say the least. Bethesda let me down with Oblivion and I heard that they were using the same engine for Fallout 3. Being the internet scavenger I am, I read up on Fallout 3 and became interested in the post-apocalyptic setting and gun-based game play. What further peaked my interest was the ability to play the game as a FPS or as a more traditional RPG. However, my expectations were not met when I saw some game play videos from E3 2008. I thought it looked terrible.

Fast-forward a few months and I see a few new videos posted on [url]gametrailers.com[/url]. What I saw this afternoon (while watching a disappointing loss for the Dallas Cowboys) would forever have me excited for the release of Fallout 3. The level design is bloody brilliant. I live in D.C. and the metro level looks just like the real life thing. In addition, the combat looks much improved and while not up to the standards of Call of Duty 4 and Far Cry 2, looks to offer a fun time. At one part you see the eyeballs of one zombie slowly fly through the air. I wouldn't be American if I didn't admit to enjoying that.

If you were on the fence like I was take a look at these videos that could very well change your mind.









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Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:41
Scrixx
The Cowboys deserve to lose, overrated piece of a team.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:42
Scrixx
For the record, I just want to point out that the Colts are going win the SuperBowl this time. Patriots got lucky last time and they lost to the Giants on an 18-0 streak, what team fucking does that!

But yea Colts ftw.

What was this about again?
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:48
VWGTI
Dude, I'm a huge Cowboya fan, so you can hate all you want! :)

The Colts though...wow! They looked amazing today! It's good to see Payton back in his groove. Also, props to Harrison.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:50
Scrixx
Lol yea, hopefully no more "shoulder" problems. But Cmon, Cardinals.. really? I expected way more from the Cowboys ;_;
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:51
VWGTI
The Cardinals have a winning record. Don't sleep on them, man.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:52
MrSadistic
Haha Cowboys lost.

Also -slaps-

That's for just now being hyped up for Fallout 3, three weeks away from release. I'm having a blackout on all media related to Fallout 3, with the exception of the trailers that came out a while back. I want to be surprised when I play the game.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:54
Scrixx
I know, their next game is against the panthers right? Such an easy win for them xD

The Buccaneers completely demolished the Panthers.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 19:57
VWGTI
*takes slap from MRSADISTIC for being late to the party*
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 20:09
EternalDeathSlayer
I've been looking forward to it, but I'd rather have Dead Space and so cannot afford Fallout 3. I'll get it for Christmas.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 20:14
Geoff Henao
The Bears (and all Chicago sports teams) continue to sadden me.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 20:18
VWGTI
YEP!

How did the move treat you, brother?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 20:50
Clockwork
Can we talk about a disappointing loss from the Chicago Bears?

Fallout 3 will be awesome. I am calling it.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 21:20
VWGTI
@ Juggs

Things are very good here for me in VA despite the economy. I just got a promotion and I can still buy the latest games. No complaining on my end.

...I still owe you a drink.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 21:39
BS3 Owner
@ VWGTI

How's the pacman doing in the big D?
(( Not to good I hear. Fights w/ his Body Gaurd... YEAH! ))

I'm glad he is no longer a distraction for my Titans.

I'm with EternalDeathSlayer on thia one. DEAD SPACE FTW, this month. That & Bioshock, I don't care how shitty the textures are. I don't have to worry about RROD's or a 360 with PS3 BioShock.

:)

I'm getting FarCry 2 & Fallout 3 in December. Even though Fallout 3 looks juicy. (Funds) & I'm getting Resistance 2 & Mirror's Edge in November. Also, Call of Duty W@W.

BTW Cowboys are decent Romo & Jessica made a surprise apperance @ a LOL! Olive Garden in my home town back in Wiaconsin. (( Hollywood Insider )) DONT ASK!
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 21:40
JRisJunior
welcome to the world of epic football losses.

i've been excited for this game for a long time. welcome to the band wagon. (overuse of welcomes? i think not)
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 22:24
Cheeburga
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING OBLIVION!
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/12/2008 23:35
TheDreadHawk
I'm so excited I didn't want to watch this when I realized it was probably near the end.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/13/2008 09:48
AngelsDontBurn
I CAN'T WAIT, OH JESUS CHRIST FACK!
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