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My name is Jon and I'm an avid gamer. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've been gaming for 20 plus years, and will continue to do so forever. How could one not like games?



Consoles Owned:
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Gameboy
Gameboy Advanced
Nintendo DS
Playstaton
Playstation 2
Playstaion 3
Xbox
Xbox 360



Top 10 Games:
1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
2. Goldeneye (N64)
3. Banjo Kazooie (N64)
4. Resident Evil (PSX)
5. Killer Instinct (ARCADE)
6. Street Fighter II: Turbo (SNES)
7. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
8. Final Fantasy 3 (SNES - aka FF6 in Japan)
9. WWF Wrestlemania (N64)
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

XBL: turkeysandwich
PSN: wtfistheinternet

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live. - Josh Homme (QotSA)


Maynard James Keenan is the fucking man, and the best vocalist of our generation.


An Ode To Wiisucks:

Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,

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Haze Coming To PS3 In March! VWGTI | 12:26 PM on 02.18.2008 11 comments

Good news for all PS3 owners eagerly awaiting Ubisoft's upcoming FPS Haze. Turns out that the game may be coming out sooner than we thought. It looks as though the release date was bumped up from May to March. Free Radical, the talented team behind console FPS classics such as Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and Timesplitters, have claimed that the delay has allowed them to make drastic improvements to Haze. "Sorry guys but Haze is NOT Duke Nukem Forever Normally we have to be a bit careful about what we say on forums in case it incurs the wrath of Neko or Dr. Doak for giving too much info away, but this time I'm very safe in saying that Haze is coming. While we can't explicitly say what improvements we've made (I'd love to tell you all the cool stuff we've been putting in!...but I also love my job too lol) I can guarantee you that the extra bit of time has made a big difference for the better. We understand the frustration caused by shifting things around a bit, but we just want to make sure things are right for the people who'll be playing Haze *very* soon Since we're far more forthcoming with info to our fans here at FRD than other games companies, maybe once Haze is sat toasting away in your PS3's we'll be able to do some post mortem video's/articles for you lot, and explain what's gone in and what improved with the bit of extra time we had I'll see what I can do...well, unless you're a Promise Hand Rebel, in which case you'll get the business end of an assault rifle from me!" Also along with this brief update Ubisoft changed the release date from May to March. After hearing this news I'm feeling a little... Haze-y.... Suffice it to say, this news has me stoked. I was so anxious to get my hands on this game during the 07 holiday season, but it wasn't meant to be. Having heard numerous reports of delays over the past few weeks, I chose to forget about the game until I knew for sure it was going to be released. Turn's out my patience has been rewarded. It could be in my hands in only a month. Joy! Source: n4g.com Attached photos: