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My name is Jon and I'm an avid gamer. My favorite series are Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, and Soul Calibur. I've been gaming for 20 plus years, and will continue to do so forever. How could one not like games?



Consoles Owned:
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64
Gamecube
Nintendo Wii
Gameboy
Gameboy Advanced
Nintendo DS
Playstaton
Playstation 2
Playstaion 3
Xbox
Xbox 360



Top 10 Games:
1. Chrono Trigger (SNES)
2. Goldeneye (N64)
3. Banjo Kazooie (N64)
4. Resident Evil (PSX)
5. Killer Instinct (ARCADE)
6. Street Fighter II: Turbo (SNES)
7. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
8. Final Fantasy 3 (SNES - aka FF6 in Japan)
9. WWF Wrestlemania (N64)
10. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSX)

XBL: turkeysandwich
PSN: wtfistheinternet

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live. - Josh Homme (QotSA)


Maynard James Keenan is the fucking man, and the best vocalist of our generation.


An Ode To Wiisucks:

Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,

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Destructoid Snowball Fight: Repost starring Lemon, Workman, Thornnn, Mr. Destructoid and the Skittles Lad VWGTI | 6:56 PM on 12.21.2007 12 comments

Well I'm officially on holiday now for five days, and I'm drinking myself into quite the stuper. I posted this video earlier in the week for those who frequent Dtoid during the work week. I'm posting it once again for your viewing pleasure, and I wish everyone here at Dtoid a very Happy Holiday! Don't send a lame Holiday eCard. Try JibJab Sendables!