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Call of Duty: WaW Launch Trailer Is Full Of Badassery And Alice N Chains-ish Music
VWGTI | 4:19 PM on 11.06.2008 9 comments


Amazing!

That describes the trailer in one word. With kick ass clips, blood, and music seemingly ripped straight from the 90's this trailer speaks to my inner Grunge.



Did the scene in a plane flying over battleships completely wow anyone?



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Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 17:04
Simmons 2pt0
YEAAAAAAH THEY'VE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER
COXBLASTER's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:06
COXBLASTER
While that was badass... I'm just not feeling the game.

For some reason, this game already looks graphically past it's prime -- but I don't feel the same way about CoD 4... weird, I know.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 19:50
nebones
That was badass alright.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 20:55
Skribble
Alice in Chains-ish?

Man, I seriously thought it WAS Alice in Chains. I remember World in Conflict used Audioslave, and LBP used The Battles :D

I am starting to love the crossovers between movies/music/games. Better quality for all!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:07
vexed alex
@ COXBLASTER

I think the entire engine is done. It looks so rough in comparison to many other games, including Halo 3.

I remember looking at it during E3 and being blow away by it's visuals, but the engine hasn't kept up. It looks especially bad on 360. At least on PC I can get it to look good.

There's something about it. It just looks fuzzy.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 21:09
vexed alex
Oh, and yes. I'm really impressed by this trailer. It's not convinced me to buy the game right now, but I will pick it up eventually.

It's not the game's fault, really (though multiplayer didn't catch on the way CoD 4 did for me). There's just so much other crap I'm going to buy.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2008 23:53
Corak
Didn't convince me to buy the game but it is a good trailer. I just can't get myself to pick up another WW2 shooter, it looks good but I can shoot an M1 garand and thompson only so many times. +1 point for alice in chains, -1 point for ww2 shooter.
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