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I am the thing that goes "win" in the night. 26 years old, married to a hot Hawaiian lady, and I sell stuff. I own my own business, but at night and on the weekends it's game time. My wife and I play Gears,Rock Band, and Guitar Hero together. Seperately we play Mass Effect, Condemned, EDF,Orange Box, Bioshock,etc. Systems I own include: 2 360s, Wii,PS2, Xbox, 2 DS's, and 2 PSP's. Not big on sharing my equipment, which is why have double everything...also, cocks.

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Usedtabe \| 8:53 AM on 06.12.2009	18 comments

Fuck yo electronics, I got 100lb dumbbells.

Also, SHARK COCK!

Stay tuned, there will be more adventures of SHARK COCK!

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17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

Cataract

Uh...ok? I'm just going to leave the others to this one. I'm almost on vacation.

Takeshi

Why are you wearing a dress?

Daxelman

Hazma's going to Front Page this.

Usedtabe

@Takeshi: I wear jumbo sized clothes when I lift. More range of motion IMO.

Qraze

that is a dress! i guess they call em dumbells for a reason. lol

Char Aznable

I can lift 100lb dumbbells with my shark cock. No big deal.

sickNasty

i hope not.

RonBurgandy2010

MrSadistic

I can lift shark cocks

Usedtabe

@Char: Alright sweet tits. I gotta special sledgehammer with yo name on it in Condemned 2 tonight. Lol.

Takeshi

I'd be happy just to lift my own cock after seeing this.

Usedtabe

@Takeshi:

*takes off dress*

Let me help you there big boy.

Daxelman

Keep it PG13 plz.

Kthxbai.

Char Aznable

I briefly considered coming up with some sort of zany image, but thought better of Googling "shark cock" at work.

Bring on the sledgehammer, the torque bow, whatever you have. You know who will be waiting for you:

Usedtabe

@Char: God damn your Akuma.

pendelton21

This blog arouses and scares me.

grunchk1n

props for the photographer? no? ok :(

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