Comment with Facebook

Comment with Dtoid

Comment with Facebook

Comment with Dtoid

games anime | toys
This is a Destructoid readers's blog. For staff blogs click here. Confused? read this Create you own Dtoid blog, it's free! | Returning members: Login now

[ Usedtabe's blog ]

How Real Men Dual Wield..(NVGR)
Usedtabe \| 8:53 AM on 06.12.2009	17 comments

Fuck yo electronics, I got 100lb dumbbells.

Also, SHARK COCK!

Stay tuned, there will be more adventures of SHARK COCK!

Attached photos:

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Click connect and comment instantly!

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

Cataract says:
(# 0) on 06/12/2009 09:56

Uh...ok? I'm just going to leave the others to this one. I'm almost on vacation.

Takeshi says:
(# 1) on 06/12/2009 09:58

Why are you wearing a dress?

Daxelman says:
(# 2) on 06/12/2009 10:02

Hazma's going to Front Page this.

Usedtabe says:
(# 3) on 06/12/2009 10:05

@Takeshi: I wear jumbo sized clothes when I lift. More range of motion IMO.

Qraze says:
(# 4) on 06/12/2009 10:10

that is a dress! i guess they call em dumbells for a reason. lol

Char Aznable says:
(# 5) on 06/12/2009 10:10

I can lift 100lb dumbbells with my shark cock. No big deal.

sickNasty says:
(# 6) on 06/12/2009 10:15

i hope not.

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 7) on 06/12/2009 10:16

MrSadistic says:
(# 8) on 06/12/2009 10:19

I can lift shark cocks

Usedtabe says:
(# 9) on 06/12/2009 10:22

@Char: Alright sweet tits. I gotta special sledgehammer with yo name on it in Condemned 2 tonight. Lol.

Takeshi says:
(# 10) on 06/12/2009 10:35

I'd be happy just to lift my own cock after seeing this.

Usedtabe says:
(# 11) on 06/12/2009 10:42

@Takeshi:

*takes off dress*

Let me help you there big boy.

Daxelman says:
(# 12) on 06/12/2009 10:44

Keep it PG13 plz.

Kthxbai.

Char Aznable says:
(# 13) on 06/12/2009 11:11

I briefly considered coming up with some sort of zany image, but thought better of Googling "shark cock" at work.

Bring on the sledgehammer, the torque bow, whatever you have. You know who will be waiting for you:

Usedtabe says:
(# 14) on 06/12/2009 11:35

@Char: God damn your Akuma.

pendelton21 says:
(# 15) on 06/12/2009 13:06

This blog arouses and scares me.

grunchk1n says:
(# 16) on 06/12/2009 18:57

props for the photographer? no? ok :(

Click connect and comment instantly!

get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
contribute a news tip
suggest a feature
be a guest editor

support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?

keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meetup+play online

seriously

about Destructoid
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap

our network

Tomopop
Japanator
Despingation?

Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!


about me
I am the thing that goes "win" in the night. 26 years old, married to a hot Hawaiian lady, and I sell stuff. I own my own business, but at night and on the weekends it's game time. My wife and I play Gears,Rock Band, and Guitar Hero together. Seperately we play Mass Effect, Condemned, EDF,Orange Box, Bioshock,etc. Systems I own include: 2 360s, Wii,PS2, Xbox, 2 DS's, and 2 PSP's. Not big on sharing my equipment, which is why have double everything...also, cocks. I AM BECOME MONSTAR!