I'm Usedtabe, the idiot who can't seem to figure out how to size his picture right and continues to fuck up your blogs with my oversized ass. I've been here since Summa joined, but haven't been to active, as I check all the major blogs. The "Summa Joystiq" incident is where I first learned of gaming blogs, and I have to say that Dtoid has the best community of all of them, though I haven't embraced it too much.

Anyway, since every game has been reviewed to hell and back, I thought I would do something different(Read: shit someone eles has done), and review a dying form of media known as the movie. But before I get into that, let me preface this review of "30 Days of Night" by saying:

1. Mexicans, I have no beef with you, as I live in Houston and am surrounded by you everywhere. But please quit bringing your fucking little kids to Horror films. All of you that did,I hope the scene where *SPOILER* the little girl gets her head chopped off *SPOILER* ruins your kid for life. you deserve it.

2. Black people: the same. No problem with you, but quit running in front of the damn screen to go find "Pooky" fifteen fucking times.

3. White Peoeple: All of the above, except for stop being so white while you're at it

Now, on to the film. Entertaining to say the least, more so than RE;Extinction anyway. I imagine the books were better, as I found out when I read "From Hell" after seeing the film and thanking God I did so in that order. The vampires will annoy the shit out of you with their constant screeching, and you will have a newfound hatred for anyone bald with pointed teeth. The story is predictable to anyone who has seen the previews, and you are garaunteed to hate all the cast members. With all of that, it was still worth my $9, and I will most likely even by the DVD because I am a dvd whore. I would like to go more into detail, but if DToid has the same attention span as myself, then we agree this already too long. I hope you enjoyed my first blog, and if not, oh well. As long as Pedobear approves.