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I am the thing that goes "win" in the night. 26 years old, married to a hot Hawaiian lady, and I sell stuff. I own my own business, but at night and on the weekends it's game time. My wife and I play Gears,Rock Band, and Guitar Hero together. Seperately we play Mass Effect, Condemned, EDF,Orange Box, Bioshock,etc. Systems I own include: 2 360s, Wii,PS2, Xbox, 2 DS's, and 2 PSP's. Not big on sharing my equipment, which is why have double everything...also, cocks.

I AM BECOME MONSTAR!

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Usedtabe \| 2:28 PM on 07.18.2010	27 comments

I want to post in the Super Street Fighter 4 thread about Gears. Then get trolled by Bloo.

I want to post in the Bar about how drunk I got finishing off a bottle of Vodka. Then listen to similar stories and hope Bloodspray did some coke off of a hot strippers chest.

I want to look at all the gorgeous ladies Kpax and Hardcore post in the Hottest Chicks thread. Then see an Ellen Page troll post by Gyrael.

I want to see Sam and Buddha do it in the Pictures thread.

I want to see the Bar overrun with nude pics of fellow Dtoiders. Then get them all taken away again.

I want to rate someone's avatar and talk shit about the person above me.

I want to post my new workout routine in the Fitness thread.

I want my forums back. Taste the rainbow.

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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26

Nihil

Stephen Beirne

HHHNNNNNNGGGG

norm9

Thank the lord I'm looking at this picture from home, unlike my mistake with the birthday thread a couple days ago.

Aurain

Honkey Kong <3

Sir Legendhead

Nice ass! <3

Gilthalas

Well aren't you just adorable. It made me think of a bunch of things I'd probably post/see on the forums too but I guess I'll just wait till they're back and be all "GOOD TIMES GUYS."

Gatsby

I came here to see if my name was mentioned. Now that I see it hasn't, I say "fuck this forum related blog", I'm off to make my own. It shall be filled with so much yearning that all who read it will weep, having recollected the exact feeling of losing love.

Usedtabe

I couldn't fit everyone in. But you were on my mind Gatsby.

Jesus H Christ

That mother fucker BLOO trolled the shit out of me so hard while I was watching a movie last night by inviting me to Gears 2 THREE TIMES. WHILE I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE. COULDN'T EVEN GET ON THE FORUMS TO CALL HIM OUT HNNNGFGFGFFFFFF

Gyrael

My Ellen Page posts are far from "troll" posts. They're the most sincere posts I make. You just happen to be on the wrong side of humanity.

Usedtabe

lol I love you Gyrael.

Y0j1mb0

There aren't enough pictures of Usedtabe with his phone showing on his sidebar. This disappoints me.

Also, Gyrael is Ellen Page. True story.

Gyrael

ELLEN PAGE WHERE

falinter

WHAT the forums have Ellen Page? Why am I not in there more often?

Aurain

Down again.

Says Hang Tight so see you guys on Thursday !

Gilthalas

Ugh I'd just seen Inception and was totally pumped to post my own rating on the forums (9/10 by the way) but now I'll have to wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usedtabe

Down again!?!? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Gyrael

I saw Magnolia and it was A GAZILLION/10

Sir Legendhead

@ Gyrael - Alright, help me. Rent Magnolia or theater Inception?

Usedtabe

I'll have to try Magnolia again. It bored me the first time. I can't wait to see Inception.

Also, Sir Legendhead's avatar is a 10/10 for the Goddamn Animated series Batman!

Sir Legendhead

It's from Frank Miller's Year One.

Also, I'm really tempted to say nasty things to you now. There's nothing you could do about it, y'know. It's not like you can punch me over the internet, dumbass.

Here's a picture of Toby Keith. Also also, whiskey. ;D

IM'A PUT A BOOT IN UR ASS, IT'S TEH DTOID WAI

Gyrael

Theater Inception is inarguably the best choice, since it's not gonna be on theaters forever.

Usedtabe

I loved Batman:Year One. Didn't recognize your avatar from it though. Fun Fact: Country singer Trace Adkins is a distant cousin of mine. Yes, the clown who sang "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk" is family.

Podsumaki

WHOA BRO CHILL OUT. STOP THIS CBLOG VS FORUMS BS DUDE. WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

Usedtabe

lol. If I had to guess, that would be Bloo trollan my Cblawg.

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