I'M FUKIN 3 SCREWDRIVERS IN BITCH! WHOOOOO! IF I HADN'T KNOCKED UP MY WIFE, I'd SHOW YOU HOW TEXAS DOES THIS SHIT AT PAX.
I'M LIGHTWEIGHT DOI TO NOT DTRINKNG CUZ OF LIFTING. SO ONLY SCREWDRIVERS. JUST FINISHED THE CodKA. LAST WEEKND 2 BEERS HJAD ME SAUCED LOLZ.
WOW, IM DRINKING SOME APPLE JUICE, NEVER HEARD OFF THIS SCREWDRIVER DRINK YOU TALK ABOUT!
ALSO, BILLY MAYS HERE!
ALSO, BILLY MAYS HERE!
occifer occifer I'm cerfically pober... I'm not under the affluence of incahol....
(and oddly enough... if you say that out loud to a drunk person and ask them to repeat it back... it comes out in perfect English!) :)
(and oddly enough... if you say that out loud to a drunk person and ask them to repeat it back... it comes out in perfect English!) :)
baby on the way....so ur drinking...can i nominate you for the father of the year award yet? lol, love ya hubby!
ps. make sure you finish all the liquor in the place, next...the bailey's!
ps. make sure you finish all the liquor in the place, next...the bailey's!

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