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I am the thing that goes "win" in the night. 26 years old, married to a hot Hawaiian lady, and I sell stuff. I own my own business, but at night and on the weekends it's game time. My wife and I play Gears,Rock Band, and Guitar Hero together. Seperately we play Mass Effect, Condemned, EDF,Orange Box, Bioshock,etc. Systems I own include: 2 360s, Wii,PS2, Xbox, 2 DS's, and 2 PSP's. Not big on sharing my equipment, which is why have double everything...also, cocks.

I AM BECOME MONSTAR!

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Usedtabe \| 10:22 PM on 09.19.2009	30 comments

WWWWHHHHAAAASSSSSUPPPPPP!!!!!!!

I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERFUKCERS!!!!

I GOTS A BABY ON DA WAY. SO I"M FINISHIHNG ALL THE ALCEHOL IN THE HOUSR. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I ENJOY OUR COMMUNITOUD.

VIDYA GAMES SAVED MY SANITY A WHILE BACK AFTER A HORRIBLE WIEGHTLIGFTING INJURY(which i'll blog about later), AND FINDING THIS PLACE MADE IT EVEN BETTER.

I kiss all you miutherfuckesrs.

And now, I'm bak inta lifting, so thank you.

I'll rep DTOID wherevers I go. PEACCES.

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28 comments | showing # 1 to 28

Coafi

OMG, YOU IS SO DRUNKZ, YEAH!

Usedtabe

I'M FUKIN 3 SCREWDRIVERS IN BITCH! WHOOOOO! IF I HADN'T KNOCKED UP MY WIFE, I'd SHOW YOU HOW TEXAS DOES THIS SHIT AT PAX.

Chris Carter

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING BESIDES DEM SCREWDRIVERS (WHICH KICK ASS BY THE WAY).

VODKA <3 <3

Usedtabe

I'M LIGHTWEIGHT DOI TO NOT DTRINKNG CUZ OF LIFTING. SO ONLY SCREWDRIVERS. JUST FINISHED THE CodKA. LAST WEEKND 2 BEERS HJAD ME SAUCED LOLZ.

Jesus H Christ

That is the most horrifying picture on the internet.

Coafi

WOW, IM DRINKING SOME APPLE JUICE, NEVER HEARD OFF THIS SCREWDRIVER DRINK YOU TALK ABOUT!

ALSO, BILLY MAYS HERE!

pendelton21

DUDE YOUR SO FUKIN PUMPED WE GOTTA WORK OUT SOMETIME LOL.

timtheterrible

Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like a rapist in that second pic.

Niero

CONGRATULATIONS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Elsa

occifer occifer I'm cerfically pober... I'm not under the affluence of incahol....

(and oddly enough... if you say that out loud to a drunk person and ask them to repeat it back... it comes out in perfect English!) :)

de BLOO

:D

<3

Knivy

Yay vodka!!

dwolfwood

Congrats on yo baby!!! Drink till you puke!

MrSadistic

u gay bro

Puppy Licks

INTERNET HIGH FIVE!!

Cataract

You give my drunkblogs a run for their money.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME

Usedtabe

TANKS FOR DA LOVE YALL. LOVWE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

ace of knaves

MAAN I LOVE YUO SOOOOOOO MUCH THIS SI THE GRAETESST WWWWWWOOO!!!@$!

Danmartigan

this reminds me of Juggernaut's sober blogs. I MEAN YEA

blehman

When my internets is running better I'm taking you up on that GH offer, buuuuddeeeeh.

Usedtabe

@Blehman: Fuck YEAH dude. W00t!

ZekeThePlumber

Brad Nicholson who?

Also, congrats!

CrocBox

ahahahaha awesome. Congrats dude!

F Whipple

You drunk blog = I drunk comment.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Krow

Holy fuck. Sup Usedtabe?

king3vbo

grunchk1n

baby on the way....so ur drinking...can i nominate you for the father of the year award yet? lol, love ya hubby!

ps. make sure you finish all the liquor in the place, next...the bailey's!

10BobMarleys

SON OF CHET!

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