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I am the thing that goes "win" in the night. 26 years old, married to a hot Hawaiian lady, and I sell stuff. I own my own business, but at night and on the weekends it's game time. My wife and I play Gears,Rock Band, and Guitar Hero together. Seperately we play Mass Effect, Condemned, EDF,Orange Box, Bioshock,etc. Systems I own include: 2 360s, Wii,PS2, Xbox, 2 DS's, and 2 PSP's. Not big on sharing my equipment, which is why have double everything...also, cocks.

I AM BECOME MONSTAR!

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Usedtabe | 2:28 PM on 07.18.2010 26 comments


I want to post in the Super Street Fighter 4 thread about Gears. Then get trolled by Bloo.

I want to post in the Bar about how drunk I got finishing off a bottle of Vodka. Then listen to similar stories and hope Bloodspray did some coke off of a hot strippers chest.

I want to look at all the gorgeous ladies Kpax and Hardcore post in the Hottest Chicks thread. Then see an Ellen Page troll post by Gyrael.

I want to see Sam and Buddha do it in the Pictures thread.

I want to see the Bar overrun with nude pics of fellow Dtoiders. Then get them all taken away again.

I want to rate someone's avatar and talk shit about the person above me.

I want to post my new workout routine in the Fitness thread.

I want my forums back. Taste the rainbow.

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360 Arcade for $100 (shortblog)
Usedtabe | 12:36 AM on 07.05.2010 1 comments


Target messed up on a ad apparently and are offering a 360 arcade model for $130 with a $30 gift card.
Here's the link from slickdeals.net
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/36326/xbox-360-arcade-spring-2010-bundle-$30-gift-card




Sorry for the shortness, but I figured some of you might want to pick up a 360.

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A little rhyme/poem inspired by Dante's Inferno
Usedtabe | 6:14 PM on 02.13.2010 7 comments


After spending some time on Dante's Inferno in hellish mode (hard as hell for me), these words came to me. Hope you enjoy!


INFERNO

Got the golden gift but everything I touch turns from a stone setting into facial reconstruction
That can only be molded by the emulsion of blistered sleep walking
No souls just incandecent light bulbs who would like you to believe there is no higher order no higher
purpose
But I've seen through the puppets followed the strings
All the way up to the Gepetto who lost all faith and wants others to drown in his misery
Can't believe how many are still listening to these false prophets
Guard your heart or you will lose it

Don't speak from the seat of a saint far from it
I'll be welcomed at hell's gates but they won't realize I'm here to burn this motherfucker down
Will not go quitely into the darkness I'll hold my lantern high to light the way for other travelers on the path
to redemption
Set myself on fire to become the beacon if needed
Be the last one leaving hell still breathing

J.Hart 02/13/10


Maybe when I finally unpack all of my music stuff, I'll put some sounds to it and share.


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My Daughter was born today!(NVGR)
Usedtabe | 10:04 PM on 11.08.2009 54 comments





Lilianna Susanne Lyssa Hart. Our first. She's 6lbs12ounces and came out after only 30 minutes of labor. Another gamer has been born. Now feel free to add Pedobear to the images in the comments lol






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DDDrrrunnkkk Bllloooggg
Usedtabe | 10:22 PM on 09.19.2009 30 comments


WWWWHHHHAAAASSSSSUPPPPPP!!!!!!!

I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERFUKCERS!!!!

I GOTS A BABY ON DA WAY. SO I"M FINISHIHNG ALL THE ALCEHOL IN THE HOUSR. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I ENJOY OUR COMMUNITOUD.

VIDYA GAMES SAVED MY SANITY A WHILE BACK AFTER A HORRIBLE WIEGHTLIGFTING INJURY(which i'll blog about later), AND FINDING THIS PLACE MADE IT EVEN BETTER.


I kiss all you miutherfuckesrs.


And now, I'm bak inta lifting, so thank you.


I'll rep DTOID wherevers I go. PEACCES.

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Why I love Destructoid
Usedtabe | 11:11 PM on 08.24.2009 7 comments





Because these 2 guys made me laugh so hard I shit and piss myself on multiple occasions. Not to mention the awesome people I have met from the site.

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