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1:53 PM on 10.28.2014

H8 (Absolutely True and Completely Undeniable) Reasons Your Favourite Game Sucks

[ Warning: there is little or no offensive material in this article apart from four cunts, one clitoris, and a foreskin. And, as they only occur in this opening introduction, you're past them now. The remaining is just s...   read

11:42 AM on 10.07.2014

Damn Fine Coffee! Right, Zach?

For some, today might be remembered as just another Tuesday. But for me, it will always be the day two cups of good, hot, black as midnight on a moonless night coffee warmed my soul with the most exciting news since the ...   read

8:00 AM on 10.05.2014

Weekly Dtoid #3 (September 29 - October 5, 2014): "Calling Dibs on Your Waifus!"

Howdy-do, fellas! Weekly Dtoid is back in the game and it's playing for keeps! This week we have waifus. Lots and lots of waifus. Also, narwhals (if you're into stuff like this). Whatcha waiting for? To the waiwhals and beyond! Now with 300% more tunes to keep you in the funky mood while reading in the 'hood.   read

8:36 AM on 09.28.2014

Weekly Dtoid #2 (22-28 September, 2014) Now in CINEMAPHONIC QUADROVISION!

Howdy, partners! Weekly Dtoid's here, your regular guide to gaming pleasures and a hog-killin' time! This week is less generous on surprises than them buzzards on diarrhea, yet we've got a few gems here and there. So, let's posse up and fuddle together until the sun goes down!   read

1:35 PM on 09.23.2014

Weekly Dtoid #1 (15-21 September, 2014)

Welcome to Weekly Dtoid, partner! If you're looking for some new games to spend your hard-earned moniez on, you've come to the right place. From now on, I'll highlight every game release I stumble upon weekly. All that j...   read

10:12 AM on 09.15.2014

My Favourite Game: DP

In the world, there are many DPs I find irresistibly captivating. However, this one takes the cake for being the most candid and humane out of bunch. Of course, I'm talking about...     read

3:10 PM on 09.11.2014

It's Commercial Brake, Playa!

Commercials. We hate them. And yet we love them. Why? Well, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation...     read

10:44 AM on 09.06.2014

My True Love, or "A Story of One's Obsession"


8:07 AM on 08.27.2014

My Introduction, or "Top 10 Fetishes is a Best Way to Start"

Good day, Destructoid! (although, it certainly is night in my parts) It may look mysterious or just plain stupid to you (depends on perspective), but that's right – it's my introduction after popping out a blog before. “Well,...   read

7:06 AM on 08.20.2014

Grindhouse 'n' Games, or "In Search of Fun Through Blood, Tits and Cheese"

          We could bite each other's butts off while arguing if «Games are Art and Last of Us/ Journey/    _ _ _ _ _ _ (insert game you like here) is their Messiah». However, in the wake of latter global whorification of g...   read

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