There once was a time when a man could play GTA and be deemed "shizzle". That time was a few hours ago, moments before IO interative (the elite ones will reffer to them as On Off Interactive, because we are so very different) released the trailer which the following link will navigate you towards, roughly speaking.
Kane and Lynch trailers

Now, in the light of this new martyr, striding forth from the abyss of neon cars, penises and repeating low frequecy vibrations, people are being instantly castrated on the spot. Our writhing spawn of rubbish, incoherant people, who follow their false Rockstar prophet, are being reduced to megre 8 year old girls as I type. And so the circle of life as David Hume predicted it, continues.

As the game takes form and I hear more and more information about it, it just seems to get better and better. Aside from the inherant sense of "cool" that courses through this, ready to be cut open and drank in a sacrificial manner, it seems to be setting up for an astounding storyline, one that will stay with me for a long time. If anything could inspire me to get a job, it would be the prospect of owning this game.