I couldn't resist but save this. If you're not there, you don't know what you're missing.
Timewarp, you are now immortalilsed as an Internet Douchebag for brutally slandering Lemon's name, despite your hapless, innocent protests. Thank you all you cunts for making this work with such finely lubricated ease and pleasure.
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I can't WAIT though!!