Pikmin promotes the sale of racism by being racist. It makes a distinct different between creed and colour in a shameless attempt to make money for Nintendo and this makes it racist. Also, pikmin promotes racism to little kids - it is literally targeted at little kids and it teaches them early on at a young impressionable thing that some colours are inferior than others. Also it promotes genocide. In pikmin, you can lead your entire army of red pikmin into water and drown them and as they drown they struggle and thrash and writhe to survive and you can see them dying, and this is gameplay targeted towards children. You can also go back and get more and kill them as well. I did this eight times and it made me throw up each time I did it. Also Pikmin is racist and it got a 9 out of 10 on metacritic so that proves that people liked it and like racism and thus, are racist. And that means pikmin promotes racism to little kids. QED. Also you can burn the blue pikmin in the game like they burned jews during the holocaust and that's just gay.

Also the protagonist in this makes the Pikmin his slaves and he is white, but everything else in the game is a different colour so he is obviously a white monkey controlling them all just so that he can let them toil and die for him. Racism is a real issue that is probably happening somewhere (I heard about it on the Internets I think it has something to do with cheese) and there is also some stuff that I saw once. This is proof that you are all racist because you all play games and read about games on game websites and - here's the bombshell - Pikmin is a videogame. I know what racism is, I read about it on a bumper sticker once.

But it does not stop there... Pandemic Studios (who made this game actually) also have Resident Evil on their Nintendo consoles - a game which actively promotes Racism in the trailer which is a very naughty thing to do and really shouldnt be so naughty all the time. Also Nintendos are Japanese and we all know what they're like, fucking japs.