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8:07 PM on 07.14.2008

E3 Impressions: Yeah! MS E3 Was Great! Let's turn on my Xbox to see what new content is available.... OH NOES RRoD. [Update 1: RAGE Warranty]

Not even shitting you. Just finished watching the e3 presentation and decided to see what new marketplace content was available. I turn on my 360, turn my T.V. to the right input and BAM, no signal. "That's weird" I remark to myself. I look over at my controller, which isn't synced with my 360. I glance over at my 360, and my heart sinks.

R.I.P 360


Update 1:

After checking on the site, it appears I'm not under warranty. How could this be? Didn't they extend it to 3 years/cover ALL RRoD?   read

3:36 PM on 07.12.2008

Halo 3 FNF Recap: Down At McDonnelzz Edition

Seriously though, this was one of the best Halo 3 FNFs in a LONG TIME. The olde group got back together and played some bullshit games. Just like olde tymes.

Things learned:
-People expect you to have a gametype/map
-If you have a map/gametype people want, it better be your file share, or racial slurs are coming your way.
-No one knows how to use
-Distrato touches kids, wishes they were Salman.
-Hamsa will ban you. No second chances.
-It's never the right gametype.
-The file share can be used to host porn. How would have thought.
-"You guys heaready Rickroll?"
-Don't open a burger shop inside foundry, that is sacred FUNDRY grounds.
-You can't play TF2 inside of Halo. Not gonna happen.
-Bukwheatiez wants to be your friend/has never, ever scored a point in anything.


10:45 PM on 05.29.2008

LateNightLulzâ„¢: Gaybear and Ron teamup for epic music video. (NVGR FORGET)

Ever wonder what happened to GayBear? I think I found the answer. Him and our very own Ron Workman (and his Justin Timberlake love children) have come together for your musical listening enjoyment pleasure, GREAT YOB.

I present to you... Bearforce1. (ROCK THAT SHIT.)


(I want to see a NARP rendition of this.)


Is LNL making a comeback? I believe so, Cobra, I believe so.


Epic, 3-Blog combo 'bout Retroforce incoming, this weekend? WHO KNOWS.


[embed]88220:11706[/embed]   read

12:56 AM on 01.06.2008

Hey! Got a Wii? What's your 32443 digit friend code? (Plus some Questions)

Hey Destructoid. After playing some CoD4 with you guys, I got that insatiable urge that only Mario Kart can fix. When I went to my Wii to fire up some VC Mario Kart 64, I suddenly realized that I don't have any Dtoid buddies on my Friends List. Certainly a Sad Panda.

Well I'm here to fix that! Anyone who has a Wii and room on their list post your code here!!!12evlevn


I have already posted this in the Forum Topic as well. I don't see much hope in it

Quick Q's:

-Any really good Mr. Destructoid Miis out there?
-Which online games do you have/looking forward to on the Wii?
-Can the American VC Pokemon Snap export the pictures to the message board like the Japanese one can? Anyone know how to do this?


-Anyone modded their Wii?   read

2:45 AM on 12.24.2007

LATENIGHTLULZ™: ADVENTURE TIME. Also known as: wait, wut?



The tale of a 12 year old boy, a 28 year old dog, the Ice King, Lincoln and some Ninjas.


oh that was totally math

Anyone figure out how to download the internet with their minds yet?

Let's just talk about our feelings.

[I've got a special holiday contest spawning from my stupidity coming in the next few days. Win a 2000 Microsoft point code! Stay tuned for more!]   read

10:37 PM on 12.16.2007

LATENIGHTLULZ™: Get the power to move with the Acclaim Wireless NES controller!!1twelve!


Not much you have to say with this one.



4:47 PM on 12.16.2007

Rube Goldberg What? "Marble Maze" in Foundry Map.


Spoilers: It doesn't actually kill anyone at the end.

I still need to get some more MS points to get the new maps and some more songs for Rock Band.

(I can't wait to see my friend try and play "...and justice for all" on drums)

Also; I'm sorry to Powerglove and GuitarAtomik. During out rock out, things got a bit hectic, controllers were randomly disconnected and douchbagery abounded. I hope neither of you actually went to meatspin because of our singer.

P.S Cocks   read

12:54 AM on 12.10.2007


Not much to say about this one, just funny. I've seen some pretty funny stuff happen like this. Might screen cap some more.

PROTIP: Spam RRoD to win Xbox Dashboard Slayer Matches.

(Upcoming LNL: Creepy older lemon lookalikes? In my Spanish? It's more common then you think!)   read

1:28 AM on 11.24.2007

What is Ub3rSlug listening too? - Ever play Phoenix Wright? Add these two albums to your winter wishlist.

Let me first say that I haven't played much of the Phoenix Wright games, but many of my friends have. I've heard a good portion of the soundtrack and know pretty much all the cases just by being around them.

Now let's get on with it. Two Phoenix Wright Albums. I found the first one from a friend (probably "best" PW player among us, has played each game at least 2-4 times just from the amount of help he has given out) when we were talking about Classical/Orchestra versions of Video Game Soundtracks (Trusty Bell What?) and he had mentioned the Orchestrated Phoenix Wright Album that he recently "acquired". Being the music whore that I am, I just had to "acquire" it myself. The second one just came to me from some searching for a good album art for the first. A bit a matlocking brought me a quick download for the second.

Evidence A, Your Honor:

Gyakuten Meets Orchestra

Pretty Good. I love what they did to Godot's theme. Fragrance of Dark Coffee, it's just like Dark Hot Sex in a Cup and not what Ron and Lemon do on Sundays. The rest of the album is pretty good as well. The courtroom themes for each game are great. The whole soundtrack is redone very well. It keeps it's "murder is serious business" tone while adding in this new classy theme to the mix that just can't be portrayed very well with DS sound limits. (Also, random side note, I think I killed my DS' speakers. D: )

Evidence B, Your Honor:

Gyakuten Meets Jazz Soul

Certainly my favorite of the two. This is the Jazz rendition of all the music. This one has an "interesting" take of the "OBJECTION!" theme, one which you really don't expect. This album makes me want to wear a barret and sit around with coffee all day. This CD would make great music to relax or work too.

Both of these will certainly be on my playlist for a while to come.

It should be noted that both soundtracks contain the (basically) same songs, just played by different people with different instruments. But don't have this deter you from getting both, as they each put a different, unique spin on the music. To compare the two, just listen to any song and then it's equivalent on the other CD, I swear you will think they are based on completely different songs.

But enough of me taking. Here are the downloads.

Gyakuten Meets Jazz Soul
Gyakuten Meets Orchestra

Quick Mijos! Before the Joystiq mods make me remove the links!

I'll put it on the account for people to listen to sometime, if anyone besides me ever goes on it anymore.   read

7:27 PM on 11.22.2007

LATENIGHTLULZ™: Father, 2 Year Old Daughter Combo beats me at Rock Band.

I think Dtoid now has a Rock Band challenge, against the internet infamous duo of notsubnoize and his 2 year old daughter.



(But seriously, it looks like they had fun. I like how the little girl reacts to the intro movie.)

(Also; Thanksgiving.)   read

2:49 AM on 11.18.2007


Rock Band comes out next Tuesday.
I have the money, but no reserved copy. You guys think I'll be able to find a copy? I was thinking of heading down to the local EB to pre-order it, but then realized how retarded that would be. The usual story is that most stores would only be getting a few copies of the 360 Bundle and that pre-order list started a long time ago. I think if I can get down to the local Fry's I might be able to find one.

tl;dr - I suck cocks, and the gods of rock might have b& me from this party.

If I can't get a copy, rawk on for me brothers.


This one goes out to you Lemon.


Peace out my niggas.   read

2:44 PM on 11.12.2007

This one goes out to you Chad... (Dolphin-Rific DS Games)

DS game in Japan, titled I <3 Dolphin.

Psst! It's DS ROM #1650


Psst! It's DS ROM #1589


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