location: work
music: Christopher Hitchens - god is not Great
This is GLaDOS' cake recipe, which can be read off of the monitors in the last office area. One of her components recites it before you incinerate it, also.
1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting
That avatar is almost nsfw sir.
Wait, there is cake?!
Man.. I want cake... even if it is a lie.
Why? We all know that science has proven it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, assuming one cooks by the books, and obstains from being lazy.