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The Cake Recipe
Twosixteen | 9:22 AM on 11.28.2007 10 comments


location: work
music: Christopher Hitchens - god is not Great



This is GLaDOS' cake recipe, which can be read off of the monitors in the last office area. One of her components recites it before you incinerate it, also.

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting



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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8
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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 09:35
BlindsideDork
*gasp* you!

That avatar is almost nsfw sir.

Wait, there is cake?!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 09:38
atheistium
mmmmmmmmmm
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 10:46
Brad Rice
Where's the 3 TSP flaming rhubarb?
Electrobes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 11:08
Electrobes
Love the avatar.. I swear you, bigpopagamer, and a couple others out there need to start a club.

Man.. I want cake... even if it is a lie.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 12:06
Niero
There's a post on this page? The breast momentum is hypnotizing :)
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 12:18
imbeta
Awesome Avatar... but is it an awesome cake? Don't know... and won't find out, cause I'm not about to Bake... a pretty cake.

crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 13:26
crackity jones
whoo ray cake, almost as great as weighted companion cubes
flameon4444's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2007 13:40
flameon4444
@ imbeta

Why? We all know that science has proven it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, assuming one cooks by the books, and obstains from being lazy.
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