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The Cake Recipe
Twosixteen \| 9:22 AM on 11.28.2007	8 comments

location: work
music: Christopher Hitchens - god is not Great

This is GLaDOS' cake recipe, which can be read off of the monitors in the last office area. One of her components recites it before you incinerate it, also.

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

BlindsideDork

*gasp* you!

That avatar is almost nsfw sir.

Wait, there is cake?!

atheistium

mmmmmmmmmm

Brad Rice

Where's the 3 TSP flaming rhubarb?

Electrobes

Love the avatar.. I swear you, bigpopagamer, and a couple others out there need to start a club.

Man.. I want cake... even if it is a lie.

Niero

There's a post on this page? The breast momentum is hypnotizing :)

imbeta

Awesome Avatar... but is it an awesome cake? Don't know... and won't find out, cause I'm not about to Bake... a pretty cake.

twister1988

whoo ray cake, almost as great as weighted companion cubes

flameon4444

@ imbeta

Why? We all know that science has proven it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, assuming one cooks by the books, and obstains from being lazy.

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