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Press Start: The Movie
TwistedImp | 1:06 AM on 08.30.2007 7 comments




Good Lord, another retro video game movie?Ahh...but this isn't some documentary about high scores and what not. It takes you right into the past with a movie that shows what it would be like if real life were a video game.


"Zack Nimbus (Joshua Stafford) is a typical suburban youth and volunteer monster exterminator living peacefully in a videogame world. It's a realm where people actually do cross rivers by jumping across alligators' heads (or being chomped to death in the attempt) and where injuries can be cured by eating food found laying about in old hallways. Here, the pleasant days are ending due to world conquest by the unspeakably evil but insecure and telephone-addicted wizard, Count Nefarious Vile (Peter Davis).

Zack soon finds himself recruited by battle-hardened space soldier Sam (Lauren Chambers) and enthusiastically bad-tempered ninja Lin-Ku (Al Morrison) to join a last desperate attempt to thwart Vile's imminent victory. But not before lampooning every videogame convention that comes their way."

Wow!They managed to get Joshua Stafford(who?) to play in the movie! Also along with Lauren Chambers and Al Morrison(random people from the arcade).This looks like it's gonna have cheese filling and a layer of cheese just from the trailer.
The trailer is at the website below.
http://www.pressstartmovie.com/

It's gonna be straight to DVD, it has to be good now!
So any opinions?Or is this just gonna be a movie played on Shitty Movie Night?
It looks like it will be so bad it's gonna be good.Also I just lol'd cause the evil guy has a Mean Bean Coffee,and the chick has a NES Zapper.



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m3ds's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 01:54
m3ds
Maybe, it's because I'm tired or because it's just so awful, but I actually laughed at a few of the jokes. I'm sure it'll be completely awful, but it might be worth seeing just for a laugh.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 02:39
Wedge
Seems pretty damn awesome to me.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 11:49
Justice
It'll be funny, not laugh with it funny, but laugh at it funny (for being stupid)
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 18:30
Genki-JAM
I get a very slight Mega64 vibe from this. Mind you I mean VERY slight. It must be the text... I might check it out.. if a torrent arises...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 19:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ah damn, I forgot all about this movie. We got a tip about it back in April, hehe
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