Go watch the trailer here. That is all. I think it looks pretty orgasmic if you ask me. Gambit gets an A++.
Anyways watch before it gets removed again.

Part 1


Part 2

Best fucking comic movie ever. EVER. Best fucking sequel ever. EVER. Bricks will be shat, bring lube cause you will need it because you will have a massive boner through the whole movie. If you liked any other Batman movies, you will like this Godly piece of work, if you like memorable characters you will like this, if you like great action and story twists, you will like this, if you do not like any of the things I have mentioned you will still like this.

I GIVE THIS FUCKING MASTER PIECE AN 11/10
FUCK OFF I KNOW THIS ISN'T A PROPER REVIEW BUT IT DOESN'T NEED ONE!
AMAZING/EPIC/GOD LIKE/FUCKING INCREDIBLE FILM!
GO WATCH IT AND ENJOY YOURSELVES!

*side note saw it twice today, midnight pre-screening and a 7:30.*

This is the title of the movie just to tell you, it's like they gave everybody a heads up before going to watch this. Honestly are they even trying anymore? I mean what the fuck is this? Does anything in this trailer seem even slightly funny? Did they just parody a parody(Zohan)? How do you even do that. This will hopefully be there last movie because I don't know how fans can like this stuff, why did Iron Man just get crushed by a cow!? Can somebody explain to me this!? None of this stuff has any actual punchline it's all like, "Hey why don't we make that chick a dude, that's funny!Penis Joke,Fart Joke,Penis Joke and Fart Joke." Here watch and cry.


Now they're making Scary Movie 5, that should be leaps and bounds better than this, Dave Chapelle is in it and supposedly the Waynas brothers are back. I am a happy man.

First off let me say I came to this movie expecting it to be better than the original and what I got was much more better than the original and it was worth the $9 I payed for the movie ticket. I will review the movie in sections with my Triple A method : Acting, Action and Awesomeness. I am going to add a few epic spoilers near the bottom, so you can read on but the very bottom will be marked with spoilers of the epic sort.


Acting:
Let me say that I was surprised how good of a job Edward Norton pulling off Bruce Banner, he really got his personality down. The movie did a fairly good job on delivering in the acting department but in the style department I'd have to say that Iron Man tops it in style. Don't get me wrong I love the whole style of the movie, but I'd say Stark has a much better personality than Banner (alter-ego is a different story). The actor playing Blonksy (Abomination) really fit the villain mood, he wasn't too evil but he was a big enough dick. But thing is it had too much Banner when it should have had more Hulk.

Action:
The Action is great, it's just beautiful. I mean sure it is full of CGI, but how else can you make a ten foot green beast rip a police car in half and use them as boxing gloves to deliver a beating to Abomination. Which leads me to him fighting Abomination, Hulk was incredible (pun not intended) when fighting him, at the end their was a big epic battle between the two that was just jaw dropping. Hulk fighting the army was pretty cool, that's when you really get to see how powerful he is, little army men are no match for the Hulk and most of the time he fights the army, but they are still good action scenes.

Awesomeness:
Man oh man did they ever reach for nostalgia when they made this movie! Lou Ferrigno makes an appearance in the movie and the whole crowd clapped for him, but not only does he make an appearance he delivers the voice of the Hulk when the Hulk gives out a mighty..."HULK SMAAAAASH!!!" Paul Soles makes an appearance and I just found out he is the man who did the voice of Bruce Banner on the 60's cartoon show (also Spider Man in the Spider Man show). What really got the crowd going was when Banner was taking a slow walk and it started playing the slow walking tune from the show. Also they had to make a reference to the Hulk's classic purple pants, when he ran away with Betty Ross she went to buy some things and she got him the only pair of extra stretchy pants she could find and they were purple, too bad he didn't put them on though.

So let's re-cap.
Pros:
-Good action scenes
-very nostalgic
-good choice of actors
-HULK SMASH!!

Cons:
-Not enough action
-Too much Banner, not enough Hulk
-Very CGI animated Hulk

I give it an 8.5/10
I say go watch it, it will be worth your time!


Really Epic spoilers in the first comment by me. They don't involve the plot, but would be better if you were amazed when you see it in theater.

I honestly am not a 4chan lurker, but today I decided to lurk a bit in /b/, I found out from /b/ that Vince McMahon was Rick Rolled on Live Television! So I turned on the tube and flicked over to WWE RAW and I suppose in Canada it starts 1/2 an hour later than USA because it popped up right before he got Rick Rolled! He is giving away money and he calls you if you are a winner, 4chan user won and started playing Never Gonna Give You Up...TWICE. Vince hung up once then called back and got Rick Rolled once more! Lulz were had. It was Epic, end of story. Enjoy the footage.

Sorry about the low quality, my cellphone was the closest filming device to me.



Much better quality with both calls :

I was just gonna hand this down to Snaileb and let him post it, but I don't know where to contact him, so I'll do it.
In case your not up to date on the Why So Serious viral marketing game thing (neither am I), they just recently showed the new trailer to people who had to solve some riddle and meet somewhere. A bit low quality, but nothing bad for a camera leak. Warning awesomeness up ahead.



But wait, there's more! One lucky person got to take home a reel of the trailer and was told to show the world.But when they played it, it was the same trailer but "Jokerized".
It's apparently different for each reel, but they're all pretty much the same, just slight differences.
I present to you, "The Dork Knight".