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I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.
My video game devices that I own include.(starting from oldest)
NES
SNES
Sega Genesis(both models)
Sega Game Gear
N64(two of them)
PSOne
Gameboy Advance
PS2
PC
DS
Xbox 360

Got Xfire add me.

I play Unreal Tournament 2004,Diablo 2(not now though, can't find CD Key),Warcraft 3 on Euro Battle Net and Gunbound.

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I plan on buying a PS3 sometime next year maybe.I like Wii but, I really want a system for online.Wasn't that interested in PS3 at first, but some good games coming out this year, so I may as well own all Playstations.Only 16 btw, no butt sex, sorry.

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Twisted Imp \| 1:32 AM on 08.04.2008	37 comments

thank you yojibo, or whoever the hell it was , I think it was youjimno, but you set a trend here, fucking write a blod when your drunk. I am, not gonna lie here, I fucking had a few tonight, and I;m still awake to actually physiclly type and tell thhe tale,!

So what do u assholes you usually write in these drunk blofs? Prehaps we shall just have a discussion then? I dunno wat ever.

I forget who did it, but somebody wrote a review drunk! Maybe I should do the same.

k.

I don't know what to review. I am looking at my epic Spiderman poster right now. The movies were pretty good, expcet for numnber 3 where he did that fucking emo dance.
lol for somereason I imagine the song being Beegees but I know it was probably like fucking black parade or some dumb shit like that by my Chemical rromance.

Anybody up for an open discussion? :D :D :D

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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35

Twisted Imp

NIGGA! YOU BETTA TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE MUTHA FUCKING FORUMS!

Skribble

oh boy...

Twisted Imp

What the fuck is this, nobody wants to talk? I mean shit, jimbo got like 1000, posts. I get fucking Skribble? Come on, just relax for a bit, cock snacks.

madninja

Jim Carey is amazing.

Danmartigan

If you want that many posts you need to rename your blog to something more effective, for example:

"All Xbox 360 owners are dumb DURHURR, Sony shits gold bricks, [obligatory Wii joke]"

Merry Ho

Epic Fail

Twisted Imp

Jim carrey is your god.

Twisted Imp

Jerry Ho fuck you.

A New Challenger

Twisted Imp

I can barely see that, so u fail in my eyes.

nebones

cool.

Twisted Imp

your cool.

braulio09

hey look a nickel on the floor.

Twisted Imp

can i have it?

Twisted Imp

I'll tickle your pickle for that nickle.

Skribble

You're lucky you get me in your fail blog

LUCKY

nebones

Review 300.

randombullseye

An excellent blod post deserves an appropriate comment.

Rifter01

Do you likea Pina Koala?!?

Steel Squirrel

I give you comments.

Steel Squirrel

Dude, I unlocked Madmartigan on Soul Calibur IV.

Steel Squirrel

Also, Spiderman 3 was fucking stupid.

Takeshi

You need a shave. And a bath.

Qraze

wow, the kinds of dumbness i have now witnessed surpass willo

free touch

So. Ron Jeremy has children?

dephect

Where the hell is reaprar!

nintendoll

Boy, I can't wait for group-drunk-NARP post that I am going to initiate on the 16th. It will be so much more awesome than this.

I mean, where's the flamebait?

I go to the forums when I'm drunk, it's much funnier.

dephect

You should follow yourself off this page.

EternalDeathSlayer

Come on dude, this is so fail. Seriously....

Takeshi

...and a chemical peeling.

tazarthayoot

He totally got smashed on O'Douls and Zima tonight. Slow down son!

pendelton21

whoa, everyone back away, this kid's crazy!!!

Twisted Imp

Wow. Shit. I'm an idiot.
Fell asleep at desk, woke up awhile ago.
Also I should have reviewed 300, that would have been epic.
I apologize for the few brain cells you guys have lost by venturing into this blog.

@Tazar
Millers
Jack Daniels
Zambooka
Tequila
and Breezers

king3vbo

WRITE A BLOD

Knivy

Is is a disgrace to the art that is BahamutZero drunk blogging.

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