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Disaster Movie
Twisted Imp \| 10:28 AM on 06.26.2008	19 comments

This is the title of the movie just to tell you, it's like they gave everybody a heads up before going to watch this. Honestly are they even trying anymore? I mean what the fuck is this? Does anything in this trailer seem even slightly funny? Did they just parody a parody(Zohan)? How do you even do that. This will hopefully be there last movie because I don't know how fans can like this stuff, why did Iron Man just get crushed by a cow!? Can somebody explain to me this!? None of this stuff has any actual punchline it's all like, "Hey why don't we make that chick a dude, that's funny!Penis Joke,Fart Joke,Penis Joke and Fart Joke." Here watch and cry.

Now they're making Scary Movie 5, that should be leaps and bounds better than this, Dave Chapelle is in it and supposedly the Waynas brothers are back. I am a happy man.

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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19

tazarthayoot

stop going to the damn movies and they'll stop making them.

Maurice Tan

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Movies bave been shit after the first one, Date Movie was horrible, Epic Movie was even more horrible, Superhero Movie made me cut myself like a furry who just found out he is actually human, and... Meet The Spartans still gives me nightmares :(

nintendoll

I haven't seen any of this "series" of movies? Ar they gud hur hurr

blehman

That's funny. I saw this preview a day or two ago and was going to make the same blog. On a serious note, someone needs to stand in the theater and flame-thrower everyone who walks in, giving the makers of this shit excuses to keep doing it.

YOU'RE DOING FUNNY WRONG. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?

Char Aznable

Wow, that was not even remotely funny.

Dave Chappelle is in Scary Movie 5? Why?! I thought he had some integrity.

Justice

@ Char Aznable

He's probably in because the Wayans are back in control, the first two were by the Wayans are they are the best (and only good ones) in the series. The third and fourth were disgustingly terrible.

Hopefully the series is salvaged.

Aertyr

Scary Movies were all funny. Everything else ever made by these people were not so.

Justice

Also, that trailer sucked.

bbrigg1

I saw Scary Movie and liked it. Shit, I even bought it. I saw the second one and it was alright, then realized it could go nowhere but downhill, so I never saw any of the rest or the spin-offs. Maybe I'm old, and fart jokes aren't funny anymore, but I don't see how this shit even looks funny to some people.

@Pew
Why did you watch those movies?

awkwardmongoose

When I read your title I was SO scared this blog was going to be like "This movie looks so good omg!!" or something. Thank god that's not the case. Movies like this, as well as "Little Man" and stuff of that nature, makes me seriously want to abandon all hope. Save us from this shit

ZeroTolo

Honestly I started hating them long ago, but they crossed the line into disgust when I saw that Meet the Spartans had made fun of Rambo, a movie that wasn't even out when the released the goddamn parody!

GuitarAtomik

The worst part is that none of the movies they are parodying in this trailer are disaster movies. Remember when parody movies actually parodied a genre rather than just being a string of random pop culture references?

pendelton21

Somebody kill me before this comes out...

blehman

@GA

Yeah. This'll hold up well in ten years. Shit, I watched Scary Movie 3 the other night, it referenced the fricking Coors light twins in it. Took me a second to remember "Oh yeah, that was big. Five years ago."

Clockwork

The only good ones were Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie. I know both of those movies are terrible, but I find them funny. The other ones, oh my god.

I peeked into see Meet the Spartans when it was in theaters and I got cancer.

13thDragon

I predict that this movie is going to be a........wait for it.......disaster!!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ahem.

Electro Lemon

You liked Meet the Spartans.

Twisted Imp

Cobra I have changed my opinion about it. I'm the type of guy that laughs when the audience laughs, whether it's funny or not. Meet the Spartans was shit.

zavage

seriously my thoughts are that these movies should just die cause they are stupid now I mean 5 scary movies now it is getting really old and uwe boll is not making anything easyer lol and this movie is the crapiest humour movie I cant believe they even got a million out of this movie A MILLION! thats too much money for this movie you people stop encurageing those producers from making another one

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