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Hai I am Matt and this was a triumph. I am fifteen and video games are my life. Not in a die because I didn't/pee because I was leveling up kind of way. It is just how I spend all of my spare time. Destructoid has the awsomest community evar if I do say so for myself. I like to play Half-Life, Halo, Command and Conquer, Army of Two, Rainbow Six, Team Fortress, Gmod, Stalker, and Enemy Territory and basically any other good games. My Live name is Mad Matt 92 if you want to play. Also Cawks

Best CD Evar in my opinion.
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I can not wait for l4d. I have been hyping it since that old pre-renderd trailer. Zombies are an obsession for me. I already have dead rising and I am looking for some more zombie killing action. Do you guys know of any good mods or zombie games I can get. Thanks in advance Matt.

Turtule Soup
5:49 PM on 02.18.2008

I was on the intranets and I stumbled upon this little gem.

Who in their right mind would buy this game and expect anything good of it. For christ sake it is a Napolean Dynamite game. Words can not describe how stupid this is. I am so sick of companies throwing piecces of shit on a disc and making money. I could probably make this damn game. Ok angry rant over. Thoughts?

That is all really. I figured I would share my nightmares with all of you. Imagine if the army used this shit. How crazy would that be. IMagine medal of honor with this shit lol. Well thats it.

Turtule Soup
5:39 PM on 01.22.2008

I was on digg and I found a very intresting story. It has a supposed picture of an alien from the Mars Rove. People are debating wether or not the thing is a rock or an alien life form. Providing the picture is not a funny rock. I really can't think of anything else to say but the fact that I am scared shitless. They could fire their lazars out there eyeballs. We don't know. Any way are you guys scared?


Is it possible to go on the internet without running into 2girls1cup, bme pain olympics, or some other crazy thing people like to watch? The answer is without a doubt no. I don't even know how to respond to it. On one hand I think I should stop watching this crazy stuff but it just keeps getting worse and worse. I have to know what they are going to come up with next. If in fact it is possible to make anything crazier than what we currently have. When it comes out millions of people including myself will watch it. What really sickens me is the fact that I find myself immune to some degree of disgustingness. After seeing new things 1cup makes me laugh. Mabey I am just weird but does anyone else start to find these videos comical?

Note if you haven't seen these videos don't watch them it is better for your mental health not to see them.

Hai guys Happy New Years yay. Not to my rants.Why is everyone hating on Halo 3 and, saying omgwtfabbq Bioshocks is best game evar!? I definatly do not agree. Bioschock was a great ride but only while it lasted. I can not replay the storyline anymore. It is so tedious. Don't get me wrong I was obsesed with Bioshock when I first came out. I beat it like ten times. I also beat the demo like ten times. Now its just dull. Freeze hit for a splicer, or lay 10 zap bolts for the Big Daddy. I just can't play it anyomore. On the other hand I will be playing the Haloz for the next four or five years. The co-op and multiplayer are great. My freinds and I play it every other day. Something that adds replayability to Halo is the addition of downloadable content. Three months after launch we have downloadable content and they are already making more, Well I guess that is all for now. Thoughts would be appriciated.

Happy New Years,