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How violent games saved the world – Some fun statistics (yes I realize that’s an oxymoron, just go with it)
TurboSpaz | 8:05 PM on 08.04.2008 10 comments


As most have you have probably read the story about Thailand losing its collective minds, I thought I would bring up an interesting statistic.

Many years ago, children in America were happy, mothers were joyous and everyone lived in a world of flowers and sunshine. On weekends father would enjoy healthy and socially acceptable rounds of "Pacman" with his pals, and they would laugh and tell tales of how much better the world was now that everyone farted rainbows. Times were good, until it came along, the horrible, hellfire pit of depravity known as Doom. (or as it called in Europe, "Doom - Suicide is totally fucking awesome and you should try it tonight)



Doom took the standards in which we live, pulled down its pants and smashed it with its erect shaft of corruption. Mothers held their hands over their mouths agape and monocles flew out so hard they were classed as illegal weapons in 12 different states. Never before had the world been exposed to something as depraved as Doom, and the impending downfall of society was all but ready to strike.

But then something happened - Here are the crime rate charts from 1993, the same exact year Doom was released:



Violent crimes plummeted. In fact the number of serious violent crimes has dropped from 4,190,000 in 1993 to 1,823,400 in 2006!

Could it be that, as has been pointed out 6.4 million times that giving people an outlet for violence in a harmless virtual environment drastically reduces the chance of them carrying out that crime? We all know what happened in the UK when they tried to ban toy guns, kids just decided to start smacking the shit out of each other instead.

Therefore I believe Rockstar is due for a Nobel Peace Prize. Who knows what shitty state of affairs the world would be in right now without videogames.

Oh and Thailand is a bunch of stupid wankers.



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Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
1993 is also the year Frank Zappa and River Phoenix died. So obviously, Frank Zappa and River Phoenix being alive was causing violent crime.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
'Many years ago, children in America were happy, mothers were joyous and everyone lived in a world of flowers and sunshine. On weekends father would enjoy healthy and socially acceptable rounds of "Pacman" with his pals, and they would laugh and tell tales of how much better the world was now that everyone farted rainbows. Times were good, until it came along, the horrible, hellfire pit of depravity known as Doom. (or as it called in Europe, "Doom - Suicide is totally fucking awesome and you should try it tonight)'


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godammit that paragraph made me lol hard, :)
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Listen, this is the real world pal, and here we don't rely on real facts and statistics to make important nationwide decisions. If there is a choice to be made that will affect other peoples lives, I prefer to shoot straight from the hip, with no research or common sense whatsoever.
That's how we do it, that's how our fathers did it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
I wouldn't attribute the crime rate drop solely to video games but I'm sure they helped.
mistic's Destructoid Blog
brilliant writeup :-)
Lukich's Destructoid Blog
Even if what you're trying to say is ridiculous, the way you said it made it worth the read.
RonBurgandy2010's Destructoid Blog
Isn't that jump around '93 when gangster rap came into the picture?
TurboSpaz's Destructoid Blog
Thanks lads =)
taterchimp's Destructoid Blog
There are 3 kinds of lies...Lies. Damned lies. And statistics.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
I disagree, Mxy. It's clearly due to the Dissolution of Czechoslovakia.


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