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1993 is also the year Frank Zappa and River Phoenix died. So obviously, Frank Zappa and River Phoenix being alive was causing violent crime.
'Many years ago, children in America were happy, mothers were joyous and everyone lived in a world of flowers and sunshine. On weekends father would enjoy healthy and socially acceptable rounds of "Pacman" with his pals, and they would laugh and tell tales of how much better the world was now that everyone farted rainbows. Times were good, until it came along, the horrible, hellfire pit of depravity known as Doom. (or as it called in Europe, "Doom - Suicide is totally fucking awesome and you should try it tonight)'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godammit that paragraph made me lol hard, :)
Listen, this is the real world pal, and here we don't rely on real facts and statistics to make important nationwide decisions. If there is a choice to be made that will affect other peoples lives, I prefer to shoot straight from the hip, with no research or common sense whatsoever.
That's how we do it, that's how our fathers did it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.
I wouldn't attribute the crime rate drop solely to video games but I'm sure they helped.
brilliant writeup :-)
Even if what you're trying to say is ridiculous, the way you said it made it worth the read.
Isn't that jump around '93 when gangster rap came into the picture?
Thanks lads =)
There are 3 kinds of lies...Lies. Damned lies. And statistics.
I disagree, Mxy. It's clearly due to the Dissolution of Czechoslovakia.