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Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog

Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, FTL, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

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PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam


"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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Guys this isn't a very good blog post I've written, but dang it, i've got to tell you, MASSIVE CHALICE is really good.

Yes its Double Fine. Yes its early access now. Yes its a Kickstartered game. No they haven't finished the game yet.

Yes  its really good.

From what i hear, the game is end to end playable, start to end game./fail states.  I've onl played about 4 hours, straight, but wow. The fact that they're putting more work into this game through to April 2015 is impressive, because it pretty much feels complete.  Its got a really rewarding gameplay loop, between managing the kingdom and getting into battles.  Its got the overworld game onlock much like new X-COM, but with a much more engaging timeline.

Even without completion, balancin, polishing or whatever else they're adding, it feels good, and feels like a completed thought.  I hope there's more for me to say once I get several more generations in.  If you have a tolerance for beta games, even just a little, I really have to recommend it.  I'm pleased and surprised and happy.

And I really wanted to share that.


Guys, I saw this and had to come back home, to try and figure things out.

And this isn't to say there's actual sides to be had, or rigth stances or wrong stances... but huh?  Is gaming actually transcending an ideological line right now in agenda propaganda?  Certainly convservative types play games (I know plenty, from here!) but it always felt like there was a gamer island, that didn't even band to all that, in the name of games being cool, and sharing that. Does that even exist?  Did it?

Years ago, this video couldn't have existed.  Certainly, being a conservative outlet, the focus of any game piece would be on the negatives touched on to start, and on how games were a blight to society.  Now, legitamized and defended, its like a pendulum swung in the full other direction.  Lets defend these games, and protect them for all their bloody, arguably sexist glory, because its a boys club, amirite?

Jack Thompson, I could process.  But this...are... are we winning?

Is there even a we anymore?



The right trigger glyph flashes on the screen as Asura's blazing anger reaches yet another limit break, flames licking the chrome on the thin and understated health/rage meters. I slam my index finger against the button with more force than even necessary. Asura's Wrath has got me invested in action of play. I'm not just tapping to a rhythm or plainly meeting a quick time requirement. CyberConnect2 has managed to make me care about this angry character and his ever growing struggle against righteousness gone wrong. Good fiction asks you to care a little. Great fiction manages to make you care.

I was surprised by how effective this game is at creating that investment. The core gimmick is pretty transparent, with the game giving you a prompt that you simply have to match. Its an easy and age old mechanic the rules the overall flow of the game. However, there's a hearty plate of content built around those basic play elements. There's a third person 3D shmup in Asura's Wrath. There's a well rounded brawler in Asura's Wrath. There's even a basic Test-Your-Strength button masher in Asura's Wrath. And draped over all of this, there's a serial fiction narrative in 4 parts holding it all together.

Smart people shouldn't fall for this, right? Surely, a mature gamer with a mature gaming palette should get one good bite of this and realize she's done this and she's far above it from an emotional and gameplay dexterity consideration.

As it turns out no. No, not at all. In the same way adults end up liking tart juices and maintain an unhealthy sweet tooth, so too does a raw sweet treat like Asura's Wrath splash against my old-enough-to-be-your-dad's game-buds and trigger all the senses necessary for an appreciation filled “MMMM!” to slip my lips.

No one part of Asura's Wrath makes the experience. The shooter sections benefit from the very active background and enemy elements. The brawler sections have the player managing a simple palette of moves against two overdrive meters. The animation-like artstyle comes alive through excellently on point sound design. However, the story content made a big impact on me mostly for the beats that hit me as a new father.

To take nothing away from the execution of the story, the main theme of the game is Asura's battle for the safety of his family, and the happiness of his daughter. As Asura grows 4 arms and punches the infinite square in the jaw, I relate to the anger just a little bit more than I would have 4 months ago. I get the frustration against things that can't be controlled and understand the release of rage that Asura seeks. The story feels personal and real, impossible physics and meta-physics aside. Everything matters just a little bit more.

Asura's Wrath may not look like the most engaging game, and it may look excessively simple with an extreme anime flare. What Asura's Wrath actually delivers is a finely crafted, digestible burst of gamecraft that I wish I had played sooner, though I'm glad to have had the extra bit of context to really enjoy.
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For about 20 years now, I've wanted to make games. Up until about a year ago, I hadn't made much more than a simple ascii game in PASCAL and a hand full of levels in a handful of level editor enabled games. For the past few years, I've been actively trying to make my own games, from my own vision, of my own creation.

The results are not so romantic as the sentiment implies.

Using GameMaker Studio, I managed to make something last year that resembled an original idea and at least some parts that you've find in a game. I got great feedback by sharing that here, so I'm bringing something else to the table for digestion. At the very least, this new thing stands as a more complete package.

I give you Article of Loathing.

First off, I'll be the very first to say its not really all that good. Its ok. Have at it. Frankly, I just needed to finish this thing so I could move on in peace and not look back. But let me start at the beginning.

Post Partum Discussion

The idea for Article came about as just a really simple thing I could make and throw onto the GDC Pirate Kart for 2012. Play as an internet blogger that has to manage internet rage and channel their anger into their writing. What you see basically the game I envisioned it to be. The graphics are quick and ugly, the controls are a little grimey and play is shallow enough to pick up, play, and maybe just forget about so you can move on to the next thing. Its an idea that I figured I could finish in about a week, maybe two.

So 7ish months later here it is! The process of making Article was not a straight line, and I dropped and picked up the game many times while tinkering with other things. But that was the thing: I was doing more tinkering than finishing. As great as game jams are for flexing creative muscle and shaking out new idea, I had participated in about 2 or 3 Ludum Dares and managed to finish nothing at all. On top of having other game making projects mulling around, I was fast becoming a father for most of this year, and have been a father for the last few months. I really enjoy working on my own personal game ideas, but if I'm not going to finish anything, what's the point? Especially with my freetime as a new super premium, I've got to teach myself to wrap a bow on these things and give people something to actually play!

So as of the last month or two, I've been thinking of ways to close out Article of Loathing. Where was the UI? What's the end game? What's it like to play this thing? I did a few very good things that I'll probably hold onto going into the next leg of my game designing life.

Build the UI. Just do that.

Pretty straight statement. I'd run Article in debug as just a critical path to the gameplay mechanics, I'd yet to build out how UI even really would work in Game Maker. Just in the last month, I created the title screen, drafted up the How To Play and that snazzy Game Over screen. Once that was in, it really seemed like I was making some sort of product rather than just messing around.

Keep it Simple

The scoring system as it is is kind of ridiculous, but you should have seen it before. I was calculating Respect which was separate from Skill which was a factor in deciding Quailty of an article.

What the what?

The scoring was far too complicated to be appreciable (and it may still be, tbh). I did what needed to be done and in the last months here, I broke and remade the scoring system into a more simple Heat x Followers = some addition to your score. For what this game actually is, I feel like that says more than enough.

Communicate to the user ALL THE TIME!

Something I learned in the last year about game design is that games are as much about communication as they are about presenting fun play scenario. If you want a player to know something, its got to be stated. Certainly not everything should be spelled out completely. But I've got to tell you at least vaguely what needs to be known. Sound design, Article Score display and the coloring of the stats all say something worth being absorbed. While I can't necessarily get the user to grok all the ideas, I've got to at least say something, which I wasn't doing until I told myself I was ending this project.

If you've played the game, I would not be surprised to hear it wasn't even worth these paragraphs of very brief introspection. But Article represents something that I've so rarely actually done in most any project I've started in my lifetime: a finished work. The feeling of being Done can't be underestimated and I'm glad to have it out there.

I have more ideas coming up and I've got a pretty cool series of games in mind that should turn out honestly special. But for now, please check out this game and let me know what you think. I love and trust Dtoid as a straight up, honest community, so please have at it! I leave you with a handful of random facts about Article of Loathing.

*** The player character used to be a white guy, pretty much as an arbitrary asset grab from another project. Based on twitter conversations about black women in games I decided months ago to make a black woman the player character. The original “Drew” sprite is now the guy with the redshirt
*** Jim Sterling was the main source for the basic scenario. While watching him deal with a raging "fanbase" for his writing on a regular schedule, It dawned on me that the ratings of reviews didn't matter, so much as how strong his assertions were. Having a strong opinion is the thing, not the quality of the subject.
*** The game is technically endless, as the only way to get a “game over” is to get caught by a troll. However, its written in such a way that they will be simply impossible to avoid. I'd love to know your high score! I generally topped out somewhere in 6 digits.
*** Jane McGonigal's Reality is Broken and Anna Anthropy's Rise of the Video Game Zinesters have been inspirational in both wanting to make games and wanting to increase my output, though this game arguably misses the point of both books. Highly recommended reading!
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Hi, you probably don't know me... you know, aside from what you knew 3 years ago. Lets catch up, eh?

10. I came to DToid because of Jack Thompson- Or at least because of Robot Leader's dedicated hard journalisms. A guy crazy enough to jump into his car and drive right over to the court house where Jack Thompson was planning to get a judge to play the entirety of Bully? I was impressed and I've been somewhere around here ever since.

9. I was somewhere in the top 100 of DToid's leaderboards- Did you even know that Destructoid had leaderboards? True story. Destructoid used to have community leaderboards based on comments made, c-blog popularity and forum presence. Before the system was scrapped, I was just slightly in the upper teir with the editors and super users like Mxlyzptlx.

8. My favorite interview question is "How can I tell when you're stressed."- I work in QA for mobile device game/app software, and I used to play an active role in my company's earlier hiring pushes. Besides the "what games do you play" question, my absolute favorite to ask was for the candidate to tell me how I can tell they were stressed. Its a great question that stumped me many years ago. My favorite answer culminated in "... well I wouldn't punch anybody." He never did, which was awesome.

7. I'm still technically reading that one book by Yukio Mishima- Its a running vacation joke at this point. I even carried it with me to work for a bit. No progress.

6. I lost my dang mind over Way of the Samurai 3- Like very much so The punchline: I've only played to about 3 of the 15 some possible endings.

5. I don't use credit cards anymore- I'm glad to say Me and Mrs. Tubatic operate our daily lives with 0 use of consumer credit, and we effing love it. I don't go around getting all preachy Dave Ramsey-style about it, but if you ask me, I'd tell you one of the best things you can do for yourself financially is to not owe anyone any debt. Car notes, credit cards, will not stand, my friend. Buy used cars, and save your money, all the time.

4. I considered becoming a religious community leader- I've never had religion pressed upon me, but there was a point in my young life that I considered becoming a man of the cloth. Felt like the natural thing to do for the paragon life I was trying to lead. I never ended up finishing my front to back read of the bible, though. Between that and my own personal misgivings about churches and church communities, it probably all turned out for the best.

3. I used to hang with the hardcore/straightedge/emocore/screamo scene- In so far as I used to spin that stuff in college as an on-air DJ, and helped put on a few shows in Baltimore. Cipher, Codeseven, Shai Hulud, Boy Sets Fire, Hatebreed, Visions of Disorder, Agnostic Front and Frodus are names I remember from that time, but only know as ghosts now. Good, strange times, remembered fondly.

2. I've appeared on the Today Show, like twice- Both as a tuba player, ever so breifly. University of Maryland Baltimore County, my alma mater, doesn't have any major championship sports teams, but happens to have had one of the best collegiate chess teams in America. Thusly, the rolled out the UMBC Pep Band for the chess team's national morning appearances. Fun Fact: controversy later hit the chess team as they were found, at least once year, to have brought in ringers that were not enrolled.

1. I'm gonna be a father, y'all- Yup! Mrs. Tubatic is probably dividing cells as you read this. I'm pretty much freaking out, but I'm very excited about this whole thing, of course! Of all the things I've tried to create in my life, shaping this life will be the greatest challenge, and most likely the most rewarding.

Also, we've been keeping it under wraps. If you know me on facebook: shhhh! :D
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As life has dealt my hand, I have been the traveler of 45 minute commute to and from work for the past 7 years. In that time, I've found a lot of time to enjoy revile several gaming podcasts. As we start to forget 2011, I wanted to say a few words about my loved and loved/hated podcasts from the past year. Podcasts that grew on me, and podcasts I turned off nearly entirely (save for bored desperation). in awkward list form, here's what I've been listening to in gaming podcasts over the last year. (iTunes links provided for my easy recommends.)

Touch Arcade Show + Bonus Content

I've got to lead with the best. Brad Nicholson, ex-Dtoid contributor and helms man of the Electric Hydra, has really outdone himself with this podcast series. While he's not necessarily the high octane, Quick Hit tiger that dazzled long time Podtoid listeners, he' s managed to fit his crafted muscle humor into a truly grand catalog of podcast content. Covering iOS and Android with the staff of toucharcade.com, this show oscilates very regularly between the regular format show and interview sessions with (mostly) indie iOS devs. The combination of the two is hands down some of the best content that's being done in games “journalism” in podcast format.

Frog Pants Studios podcasts, including The Final Score and The Instance

Where Brad Nicholson and Touch Arcade bring a certain level of reverence and sometimes humble respect to the table, Frog Pants Studio Network, lead by artist and podcast marathon man Scott Johnson, brings a slapdash irreverence to every show he's involved with. While this results in an honest and enjoyably goofy response to the world of game and tech at large, this also ends in some of the most groan-worthy informational gafs. Casually mixing up Jamestown and Zeno Clash completely grinded my gears this year, and really turned me off for quite a few months, especially regarding how definitively dismissive Scott and the team can be. They're titans of podcasting and pump lots of content, but don't ask too much of their accuracy in giving props where due.

8-4 Play

The newest thing I've been tuning into. While plenty of shows I listen to take an unashamed anti-Japan tact to their commentary, 8-4 (helmed by a handful of localization pros based in Japan) presents a refreshingly Pro-Japan / culture-agnostic viewpoint to the table. There's a good bit of joy in these folks, somewhat akin to the bubbly RetroForceGo team from back in the day. A must for Japanophile gamers.

Gamers With Jobs Conference Call

This is kind of a favorite, but its got an art-snob streak that sometimes brings the proceedings to a wine sniffing bog. The crew at GWJ has a knack for zeroing in on some really clever and nerd-high-brow commentary. The unfortunate result is a heavy/creepy affinity for Bioshock and Ken Levine and a yum-yucking disdain for japanese auteurship. Though not always on the bleeding edge of any given topic, they manage a good, mature-but-fun spin on any given 'cast. Also, these guys love board games, and the esoteric board game indulgence is a nice break from video game drama.

Weekend Confirmed

This is a nice way to end a week. Except for the occasional sour guest and the occasional drunken cast, this show keeps it fun, funny and not overly snarky for snark's sake. They have mostly reasonable discussion and I really appreciate them for it. They're more or less inoffensive, but I hesitate to saddle them as such: there's nothing negative about being rock solid and consistently on your a game like this crew is.

Rebel FM

This is has become on of my least favorite podcasts, primarily for the efforts of show regular Arthur Geiss. My goodness. While I hadn't noticed it until someone pointed it out to me, Arthur is no doubt the most miserable person doing podcasts about games right now. Between a cloying devotion to watchdogging offensive content and controversy, he maintains a disappointed opinion about any topic, with the exception of anything to do with Gears of War, which I think is just the only game that he likes. While I've enjoyed the rest of the team enough, Arthur Geiss is the dark spot on any podcast that I happen across.

Giant Bombcast

Long story short, you'll do well to listen to these guys every week, and their Game of the Year deliberations are the greatest end of year podcasts every, single, year. If you don't know, you need to.

Zero Cool Podcast

These guys are the New Mutants of Destructiod podcasts. Darren Nakamura, Kauz, Ben Perlee, and WalkYourPath have put together the best podcast that only one, maybe two people listen to. I won a copy of Frozen Synapse from these guys and, aside from that, they really put out some good discussion and game coverage.


Man. Shoot. I dunno. Its like... uuuh. I mean...

OK. You know how when X-Force changed from an off the record group of Rob Leifeld level beefy badasses and suddenly became a group of always dying, excessively self asborbed superstars the just kind of took the name X-Force? Its kind of like that. Except this new X-Force isn't completely awful.

Its not so much a podcast about video games now, as it is a podcast about the meaning and nature of Dtoid itself. Compared to the rest of this list, its mathematically unlistenable and awful. However, contrasted against the rest of this list, its a grand palette cleanser. In that, its about the same as it ever was, and on some weird level, I have to love that, at least a little.


But what are you guys listening to? Is there anything else out there worth a listening, or worth avoiding? Shout it out, Dtoid!