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8:17 AM on 10.13.2010

In a more thoughtful and wordy state of mind, this is where I would blog a scathing retort to Jim Sterling's reviews, which are just dreadful right? Amirite?!

Because, as you didn't notice, Jim Sterling said

Herp Derp Derp, people that disagree with me are liars.

Which, in this case, is completely untrue. But wouldn't it be nice if you could take what he said, put it in nice quotes like that, write a nifty rebuttal, and call that a blog? Well, allegedly, YOU CAN!

If this feature works as advertised, the legions of dissenters to the king of Destructoid reviews will now have a much more legitimate and high profile outlet of calling Mr. Sterling out on his business! Rally nerds! There is RAGE to be had this NIGHT!!!

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To add just a little bit of substance to this experiemnt in blog-o-tude, I think the combat system in Lords of S In a more thoughtful and wordy state of mind, this is where I would blog a scathing retort to Jim Sterling's reviews, which are just dreadful right? Amirite?! Because, as you didn't notice, Jim Sterling said this: Herp Derp Derp, people that disagree with me are liars. Which, in this case, is completely untrue. But wouldn't it be nice if you could take what he said, put it in nice quotes like that, write a nifty rebuttal, and call that a blog? Well, allegedly, YOU CAN! If this feature works as advertised, the legions of dissenters to the king of Destructoid reviews will now have a much more legitimate and high profile outlet of calling Mr. Sterling out on his business! Rally nerds! There is RAGE to be had this NIGHT!!! !!!! To add just a little bit of substance to this experiemnt in blog-o-tude, I think the combat system in Lords of Shadow holds alot more depth than Jim Sterling found in the system. Am I saying he played it wrong? Well, when you actually CAN get a single hit on enemies, and he says you can't... I'm just saying there are people that button mash Street Fighter, and there are people that take the time to learn the system. Not that either is actually more right, to be fair. Just that if there's depth to a system and you ignore it as irrelevant, I don't think that's the fault of the game. It gave you a hammer. Why are you push nails in with your hand? Peace out Dtoid. I hope I helped you learn to discern. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngb1KrM-Qho

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