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Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog




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Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

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Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

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Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

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"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

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"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

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"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam

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"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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Tubaticisms 3-20-10: I swear I'm going to write something substantial soon
Tubatic | 3:55 PM on 03.20.2010 10 comments




I love you guys, so I need to tubaticism. Its the only way.


Xbox Live Silver Account - I find it mighty messed up that I, a waning Xbox enthusiast that has downgraded to a silver account, cannot check out the demo for a game that may very well bring me back to very active 360 usage. This week, its Splinter Cell Conviction, but who knows what else I could want to play when it s available? If i were Ubisoft, I think I'd be a little pissed about that. Whatever.

Infinite Space - I picked it up this week, against all reasonable games budgeting and in the face of the Dragon Age Expansion. I'm not far in, but considering I'll eventually be able to assign a Head Chef, Server and Accountant to my plucky little Destroyer spaceship, I'm thinking I've made a wise purchase!

Seriously, if Infinite Space ends up being all that I think its telling me it is, Platinum games will have successfully "stolen" this idea I had a few years ago, which is frankly Grussing Amazing. I'll squawk more about it later.

Final Fantasy XIII - Dude. I'm really enjoying this game. Its like I'm a a Battle DJ, and I'm constantly switching tracks to put out the most effect beatdown. I'm also really enjoying the story most of the way through Chapter 7 now. I think these are all some of my favorite Final Fantasy characters in the whole series, and I would love to see them show in some cross over universe with some of my other favorites. I'd pay money to see Fang hangout with Auron and Cyan in a bar.



Heavy Rain- I've done finished this game many weeks ago, but its still rattling around in my head. Shelby especially. Hands down, one of my favorite video game characters in years. I'd like to write a super spoilery thing about the guy, once I manage a few more endings to see how they actually play out.

Mass Effect 2 - Can I tell you, I keep coming back to this game? Its all the third person shootery that I really need. Getting into content I havent' done yet on my first play has been a blast, and I still have one more thing I want to do in this game: The Fail Run. Make a completely ineffective Shepard Neutral, make all the dumb decisions, and get everyone killed, including Shepard. When ME3 rolls around, I'd like a chance to fix the mess that Shepard, a total paper hero (Kinda like Snow- ZING!), would have caused. Gotta say, its still my Game of the Year.

Player Agency- It took me years of hearing the term, kind of understanding it and Anthony Burch's UC Berkley talk for me to really get what the honorable Reverand's deal was with player agency as a thing. I feel like I get it now, and its something that really sticks out for me in the games I've played since listening to his talk. Not in a bad way, either!

Where I can really appreciate the power of excessive agency (HL2, FarCry 2), I really get into games that give me some half agency (Assassins Creed 2, Saints Row 2, the Sabotuer). As neat as full control is, the act of filling in the "Zach" alternate personality of a dude/lady that has to live in a world is actually alot of fun, despite the lack of narrative push that the disconnect creates. Assassin's Creed II and the Saboteur are two of my most enjoyed recent games that I usually have no desire to pick up and complete in a narrative driven fashion.



Wandering Pixel and 4 years of being around Destructoid - I've gotta say that a part of the reason I blog is for the chance to impress/ impress upon anyone that happens to read what I put out there. I'll admit it, I like the attention! I get a thrill from getting frontpaged and an even bigger thrill when someone tells me that I've told them something they didn't know. The most awesome thing I think I've ever done here is inform any number of people about Way of the Samurai 3 coming out who otherwise never would have heard about it. I'll probably never be a focused, credential wearing practitioner of JOURNALISM, but this is the next best thing and I love it.

So all that to get around to saying, without sounding TOO sappy, WanderingPixel, thanks a bunch of doing that thing with the thing. I appreciate it!



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Kilgore E's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 16:15
Kilgore E
i agree: putting babies in tubas is bad.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 18:24
Jack Maverick
You know, after messing around with the battle system in FFXIII for a while, it's honestly starting to feel like a more strategic and advanced version of the battle system from Kingdom Hearts. It is a bit more fun, but it still has some things in it that bothered me in the KH series.

Also, Fang, Auron and Cyan would no doubt throw one hell of a party.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 22:11
CelicaCrazed
Let me stroke your ego/e-cock a bit by saying that your blogs are always a pleasure to read. I'm glad your here!
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 02:17
Occams electric toothbrush
Battle DJ remind me of Deltron 3030.

I too have a silver membership and love to be reminded of how I don't get to see neat stuff just because I don't want to pay a subscription fee.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 07:54
randombullseye
I actually like reading this and am stealing the idea! Har har har!
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 11:43
Elsa
You can't download demos if you don't have a gold Xbox account?? That's dumb (and seems counter-productive to sales).

FFXIII... still no personal interest in the game. :(

Heavy Rain... still playing. So far, so good!

ME2... still wish I had a decent PC to play this game (but then again, I have so many other games on the go I likely wouldn't have the time anyway).

Wandering Pixel... yes, he is awesome... as are you... and other Dtoiders... but especially him. LOL!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 13:05
Monodi
I think I am sort of an attention whore too, but I always try to find a good topic to share and think deeply in. Most of the time is about stuff that bothers me or sudden epiphanies of what I could do as a game design student.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 23:51
Kyle MacGregor
So is Splinter Cell a 360 exclusive, just not have a PS3 demo, or is it the more the mere principle that the 360's online system is shit regardless of your other systems?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2010 14:58
Tubatic
@Cad

Principle, mostly. I think Splinter Cell is 360 exclusive, but the demo is also a timed release deally. As a silver account holder, I think I can get thedemo in like a month, but I coudl very easily be less inclined to care in a month, for whatever reason.
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