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-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
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-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog




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-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

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"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

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-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

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because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam

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-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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Tubaticisms 10-30-09: Gay Tony, Sweaty Men and Difficult Bits
Tubatic | 11:58 PM on 10.29.2009 3 comments



Heh.

- If there's any game taunting me now, its Bit Trip Beat. More than Ikaruga, that game and its second stage are kicking my ass with legitimate regularity. I'll down Ikaruga eventually. Beat? I'm not so sure. I get to the part in Descent where I have to do quick, tight, back and forth with blue dots. Totally toast. This is my Demon's Souls.

- Speaking of WiiWare, I played the first 45 minutes or so of Lost Winds 2. Its simple and gorgeous. The start of the game feels like the beginning of some epic fantasy journey, which was a great way to start the title. They also found a cute way to retcon one of the character's more useful perks, which I appreciate from a design-agreeing-with-narrative stand point.

- I've finally played Punch-Out for Wii! Excellent game a really true to the original, for better and worse. I see where Anthony has a problem with the learning by repetition. There's plenty of that to be experienced and disliked. I probably won't finish title defense before I send it back to Gamefly, but its definitely a cool title that does a lot of things right as a Wii title.

- More fighting! Rented UFC 2009, and its GREAT! It really captures the unpredictable wins of the real thing. And, I must say, the commentary is AMAZING! I haven't even started a career. Exhibitions are completely satisfying. BJPENN.COM!



- Started in on The Ballad of Gay Tony tonight. I'm really enjoying it so far! I can appreciate very much that they didn't make Luis the main character of GTA IV. While he could easily fit into the same mold as Niko, they're doing things with the social structure of Algonquin Island that make it more interesting than the full scale rags to riches romp that a core GTA game ends up having to be. Luis is finding himself so far in more diplomatic and social conflicts, rather than being expected, on no uncertain terms, to solve a problem with bullets.

In particular, there's a Club Management "mini-game"/job that you get to do. I'm a sucker for management in games, and this is mostly up my alley. Instead of managing books and balances, you're watching your clientele and responding to random things that happen at a bar: tab skippers, smashed assholes and general disturbances. You have an assistant watching the security cameras, giving you hot tips on possible trouble. Even without the random sexual encounters, the freeform dance system and the great drunk effect (the screen bobs more to the music when you've had a drink), its a blast for me to just keep my property in check, from the floor.

I guess it reminds me of being an RA and working in hospitality. As stressful as it was to have to deal with real people's problems (legitimately serious or otherwise), there was sometimes that rush of "I've done something decent for somebody today.", which was always gratifying. Without the real world stress, I guess I really get to savor it, how ever virtual or fleeting.



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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2009 08:48
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I never got around to checking out that UFC game, but I heard great things when it first came out. Aside from dudes constantly rage quitting in online fights. I'll have to give it a shot.

You were an RA? Were you at least the cool RA that didn't care if people drank? My RA was a douchebag.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2009 09:56
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I like to think I was the cool RA. I only cared about noise complaints for the noise.
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