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-Super Meat Boy regarding Super Meat Boy

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Twitter - TubaticPrime

Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog




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Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

Xbox Live: Tubatic
PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

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Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

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"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

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"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

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"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam

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"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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Tubatic's Review of Kraid's review of E.R.o.Rb.R.o.J.R.o. The Sabotuer Tubatic | 7:18 PM on 12.05.2009 17 comments

Subject: Review of the Review of the Review of the Review of the Review of the Saboteur (a Destructoid exclusive) Author: Tubatic's review of Kraid's review of Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review Released: December 5, 2009 MSRP: 452 Caps / Free with purchase of Elsa's review of Randombullseye's review of Jim's review When reviewing a review of satire, its best not to mince words. You came for a score and you got it. Highly recommended. Would purchase again. This review is literally better than Elsa's review, but not nearly as great as Randombullseye's. All scores are clearly relative. SCORE: 7 See Kraid's review for yourself! http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Kraid/kraid-s-review-of-elsa-s-review-of-randombullseyes-s-review-of-jim-s-review--156956.phtml You should probably see Elsa's, despite its abysmal scorehttp://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Elsa/elsa-s-review-of-randombullseye-s-review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-saboteur-156953.phtml But certainly, you must read Randombullseye's high scoring review!! http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/randombullseye/review-of-jim-sterling-s-review-of-the-sabatour-156946.phtml Jim's review of the Saboteur? Sure, why not. If you're into that sort of thing. http://www.destructoid.com/review-the-saboteur-156887.phtml Attached photos: