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-Super Meat Boy regarding Super Meat Boy

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Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog




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Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

Xbox Live: Tubatic
PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

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Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

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"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

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"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

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"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam

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"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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A Story of Heartbreak in Liberty City(spoilerable upto the last island unlocked) Tubatic | 9:31 AM on 05.08.2008 3 comments

This is not an impressions post. Lets move past that. So I'm pretty well into the game now. Third island is open, and people are blowing up my cell constantly to just hangout. Niko's been through some shit by now. The government thing, the Holland Play, the kidnapping (which was a major turning point for that character, I think). Niko's done alot of bad things for missions. But its the bad things outside of missions that's got me feeling pretty sorry for Niko. Last night, Niko scared one of his girlfriends by getting into a minor wreck on a motorocycle. Protip: Motorcycles are not necessarily good date vehicles. Even though she's a thrill seeker, she didn't appreciate being flung 10 feet in the air after impact. She promptly left to walk home. Niko tried calling her. Tried to make everything better. He even called for help. All he got was the answering machine. A few hours later, she called it off. They were through. Sure, Niko was pretty much just in it for the nookie (yeah, the nookie) and the perk, which frankly, hadn't worked yet. But there was something sad about how final that break up is. She's not even on the internet anymore. One motorcycle crash ended it all. Everywhere I go, reminds me of her . . . I hadn't saved after getting through a few tough missions, and I really didn't want to backtrack. So I'm living with that one. There's still Niko's other women on the side. But, as shallow and self centered as that chick was, she was kind of comforting to take out. She'd complain about her job, Niko would listen. They'd get twisted, stumble home, and have a good time. She appreciated Niko's nicer suits and shirts from Perseus, and was generally down for anything. Life is complicated. Carmen wasn't. Attached photos: