A friend of mine walks dogs for a janitor at Cacpom USA. She's supplied me with a lot of info in the past, all of which has been almost right sometimes.

Anyway, she knows I like Mega Man, so she's been scouting around for info on next week's MM9 DLC. Last night emailed me with the below letter-

"Wussup Bitch,

That dumb ass janitor was hitting on me again. Jesus man, I just walk your dog, doesn't mean I want to grab your dong. Dog is spelled D-O-G, not D-O-N-G. Lol.

Just because I love you, I put up with his shit long enough to find out about some of that video game crap you like. I'm not sure if you're going to care, but whatever. Don't you work for a video game web site now or something? That's queer.

Anyway, I don't know what this even means, but the janitor told me that special rockman shooting star is going to be put on sale next week. Seriously, what the fuck? Why do you care about this shit?

So can you get me on Real World or what?"

Take that for what it's worth.