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Is Surfergirl a dude? Pics of Nintendo characters in an early build of Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Tron Knotts | 8:46 PM on 11.18.2007 17 comments


Like much of the internet's gamer population, I am suspicious, fearful, and in awe of this mysterious entity called "SurferGirl". Tristero's recent interview with the "girl" did little to quiet that sense of suspicion/fear/awe. Not since Lonelygirl16 has a maybe real internet personality been the center of so much curiosity (at least in gamer circles).

Why would a video game playing female name herself "Surfergirl"? Don't they usually go by names like "My C-blog will be filled with 100 comments with in 15 minutes" or "Rock me, Whiteboy"? I mean, surfing and girls are the last two things I associate with video games. When I was growing up neither surfers nor girls would come anywhere near an Atari "paddle". We games were lonely, pasty boys, and we liked it.

But what really makes Surfergirl an enigma is the amazing level of secrecy and accuracy of her tips. She revealed the new Prince of Persia game way before anyone else. No one actually believed the news was real, which made it even better when it was. Adn from there she has continued to drop huge news bombs on the internets on personal, non-profit site. It's unheard of for someone to leak this kind of info without making dime one.

The latest tip I've seen from here is that Nintendo characters were originally planned for the Wii version of Marvel Ultimate Alliance, as seen in pics below.






Now these pics could be fake, but so could Paul McCartney (according to Seaman). You don't know if anything is real unless you see it for your own eyes, and even then there could always be a mind explosion afoot.

But I ask you this, why would Surfergirl fake news about a game that has already come and gone, a game that is more or less universally though of as worthless? If you are going to make fake news, you make it about Sonic being confirmed for Brawl, or Metal Gear Solid 4 coming to the 360, right?

Well, I guess that's a amtter of opinion. But one thing is for sure, as long as Surfergirl continues to keep "her" identity hidden while providing just mind exploding news, I'll be wondering just who the hell she is.

PS, I think she is a dude. A dude named Ron Workman.

JUST TRY AND PROVE ME WRONG!



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kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 20:58
kwaselow
Dude, Paul McCartney is totally fake. He died in a car crash on November 9th, 1966. He was replaced by the winner of a look-alike contest, William Shears Campbell, but the dude was right handed (Paul was left handed).
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 20:59
HawtPawkitHero
This is exactly the kind of attention she wants.

Anyway, my theory is that it's actually just DToid's excuse for leaking information that would get them in trouble.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 21:00
kwaselow
By the way, those Ultimate Alliance pictures were super awesome.

Oh, and about the Paul Is Dead theory...


If Batman says it, it must be true
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 21:09
HawtPawkitHero
Notice how in EVERY batman comic cover, robin is in either the bottom left or bottom right hand side with a shocked expression on his face.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 21:45
Dynamic Sheep
Why the hell didn't they leave them in there? That would've been awesome!
Dr l0cke's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 22:02
Dr l0cke
I bet....she is really the CEO/PR/someone of a major game company (Nintendo) who is leaking on purpose to make hype.
youkilledmyguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 22:38
youkilledmyguy
It's probably some douche bag who spent months reading problogger.net and figured he found a way to make some cash.

How many of us would have ever read a site written by someone named surferboy.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 22:52
Bob Muir
I still haven't seen any of her tips come true. Until then, I remain skeptical.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 23:38
Tron Knotts
Necros, I thought the Prince of Persia tip got confirmed a few weeks later. I could dig it up Matlock style, but I'm too lazy.

However, I have been trying to dig up the vid where Seaman announces that unless you have seen the Beatles in person, then you shouldn't be sure that they are real.

This is as close as I've found so far.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 23:41
Tron Knotts
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfLSd0X3YRo]And this is ok too.[url]
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 23:59
F Whipple
Ultimate Alliance would've sold loads more if nintendo characters were in it. The soul calibur 2 effect, if you will.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:01
SourGr8pes
I've been skeptical of Surfer Girl since the initial inception.

My theory is that Surfer Girl tucks multiple junks, as I think that it's a collective group of people (albeit small, and most likely guys. Probably going with the Jade Raymond TITS SELL theory). If that's one person, then they must be the most connected person in the known world, swimming in their Scrooge McDuck-like vat of gold coins while trickling precious tidbits to the unwashed masses.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 07:47
Tristero
You want a real hint to Surfer Girl's identity? Check out her Alexa stats in combination with other videogame sites. I'm forbidden to say more.
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