Today's honestly offensive vandalism highlights include allusions to prostitution, bestiality, and a very skeevy pre-school. I truly saved the best for last in today's final and giant sign changing spree. Turn down the lights, close the shades, put the kids to bed and enjoy.


















In case you missed these, here are all the earlier editions:

This is my hobby: Let me show it to you

This is my hobby Vol. 2: Christmas Shamu

This is my hobby Vol. 3: Religious Conflict

This is my hobby Vol. 4: President Bush gets pwned

This is my hobby Vol. 5: Oral Sex

This is my hobby Vol. 6: Oedipal Complex

Wow. It seems like we've come such a long way from one week ago. There were points along the way where I didn't know if all of us were going to survive. But we did. And the Sticky Bandits couldn't have made it without your support. Now that these are all wrapped up it's about time for my contest to come to a close.

EASY CONTEST DETAILS

If you saw any of my earlier posts, they featured a vivacious videogame Vanna White holding a Mario mystery block. She sported a t-shirt with the following design:



I'll be giving away one of these nerdalicious shirts for free, in the size of your choosing, to the person who posts the best sign alteration over the course of the weekend. If you scrounge up an old picture from your glory days that's okay. If you find something a stranger did on the internet, that's okay too. That's right. Just use the magic of Google. You can post it . . . it still qualifies. But I will admit, a sign you've changed yourself will be worth a lot more in the eyes of the judges.

I'm actually going to make it one step easier for you. There's a fun Web site, Church Sign Generator that lets you instantly create your own offensive sign, mimicking the death-defying stunts of the Sticky Bandits. While this might be considered cheating, I wouldn't expect anyone to go to jail just to win my stupid whale shirt. Now all you have to do is spend three minutes typing something funny.



The contest will close at midnight on Monday, when I announce the winner.

Here's your only competition so far: A New Challenger's handiwork.