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This is my hobby Vol. 5: Oral Sex
Tristero \| 11:45 AM on 09.25.2007	7 comments

"Passionate kissing" + Vandalism = Public Art. Enjoy! This one needs no introduction. Oh, and will someone take pity and please enter my whale shirt contest? It's EASY!

That's right. Tune back in tomorrow for more! In case you missed these, here are the earlier editions:

This is my hobby: Let me show it to you

This is my hobby Vol. 2: Christmas Shamu

This is my hobby Vol. 3: Religious Conflict

This is my hobby Vol. 4: President Bush gets pwned

So just how do you win that fabulous whale shirt our lovely model is displaying up there? I'll be giving away one of these nerdalicious shirts for free, in the size of your choosing, to the person who posts the best sign alteration over the course of the next week. If you scrounge up an old picture from your glory days that's okay. If you find something a stranger did on the internet, that's okay too. That's right. Just use the magic of Google. You can post it . . . it still qualifies. But I will admit, a sign you've changed yourself will be worth a lot more in the eyes of the judges.

Here's your only competition so far: A New Challenger's handiwork. My contest ends this Friday.

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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

Colette Bennett says:
(# 0) on 09/25/2007 12:02

Every time you post one of these, I admire you a little more.

Cowzilla3 says:
(# 1) on 09/25/2007 12:03

How long can this last!? Think of the innocnets signs and what it is doing to them? How many signs must die, Tristero?

Corncobtacular says:
(# 2) on 09/25/2007 12:17

pure awesome, but i think "A New Challenger"'s are even better

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 3) on 09/25/2007 12:24

Oh god lol. These are absolute gold. Someday, I must partake in a text arrangement adventure with you.

Snaileb says:
(# 4) on 09/25/2007 12:47

Hey, I didn't even notice the contest! And that shirt is really fucking badass, so I'll send something in this weekend.

A New Challenger says:
(# 5) on 09/25/2007 13:33

Mister Face Sit 69 is begging to be a screename, if it isn't already.

And thanks for the praise, Corncob, but take into account I wasn't risking getting busted by the cops. I had a lot of time and a lot of letters to play around with. I did use them all, though, not adding or discarding a single one.

Dexter345 says:
(# 6) on 09/25/2007 16:02

Wow, your hobby is oral sex too? What a coincidence!

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