Back again with more vandalism shenanigans. Stop by and win that whale t-shirt.

Today's edition involves the world's oldest profession: religious conflict. I thought there wasn't enough racism or misunderstanding going around, so I decided to spread the hate. The Sticky Bandits are a group of motley athiests, so we wanted to make sure that we offended all three major religions across the board.


Imagine an R-rated wet willy and you get the idea


Because the Jews, they love ah the money


I know all Arabs aren't Muslims, but give me a break, I'm trying to work a theme here





That's right. Tune back in tomorrow for more! In case you missed these, here are the earlier editions:

This is my hobby: Let me show it to you

This is my hobby Vol. 2: Christmas Shamu

A few of you mentioned how much you liked the Mario coin block girl's whale t-shirt featured in the picture above. I'll be giving away one of these nerdalicious shirts for free, in the size of your choosing, to the person who posts the best sign alteration over the course of the next week. If you scrounge up an old picture from your glory days that's okay. If you find something a stranger did on the internet, that's okay too. You can post it . . . it still qualifies. But I will admit, a sign you've changed yourself will be worth a lot more in the eyes of the judges.

Don't forget to check out A New Challenger's handiwork. I'm retroactively making him the first entry in my contest.