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I have a friendly relationship with the kids in my neighborhood. I don't yell at them when they make too much noise. They don't call the cops on me when I'm smoking crack with my blinds closed tight at 10 a.m. on a weekday. When we run into each other in the courtyard we hang. We talk about scooters, toys and my job at the Seahorse Marina. This morning when I came back from the "post office" I found a lovely present on my doorstep. Now, I knew Destructoid was popular. Hell, I heard even the pope and Robert Redford read Weekend Destructainment. Apparently, with the Wii exploding in the casual market, the youngsters are reading the hippest video game web site, too, and they're drawering about it in chalk. I'm sorry, but this makes me want to care about the young folks (talkin' bout the young style). Excuse me while I close my blinds and play some Bomberman before bedtime.



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That's friggin awesome!

My girlfriend and I babysit my co-worker's kids. They're the coolest duo ever and they love games. I'd tell them about Destructoid but then I'd probably be arrested.
Dtoid has wheels? Going on the road!
Haha that's way cool
I think you should commission their work in exchange for candy. You just have to evade the feds for awhile.
...better artists than I am.
That's so inspirational! I can just imagine a bunch of youngins running around screaming Also Cocks.

Wait.. ok.. wait.. I mean.. aw fuck it I'm leaving that alone.



Don't hate the wheels BSD.
blehman, you have disgraced my cblog . . . with cuteness! Awwwww.
That's awesome! D-bot now has skates!
Is that robot on lollerskates?
blehman I loled on that one.

Kids ftw already teaching mine the finer points of gaming, and robots.
dude, that's the last thing you see before niero comes and crushes you with his giant exoskeleton... it's like the mafia "kiss of death"
@BahamutZero: You are one funny guy. That comment had me chuckling. What a good joke.

....ummm, it was a joke, right?
Sorry Necros. I don't want any trouble with the law. I liked the joke, but I pass my business card out around here and I don't want any parents feeling threatened. I hope you'll forgive me. I give you full permission to be angry.
Can I draw something on your front step next time I come ridin' by on mah scooter?
That's what you draw on your door during robot passover.
Nah, no hard feelings here. I totally understand that you don't want to get arrested for some stupid comment.
hahah @ dtoidarmy
Necros: You have my highest respect. Thanks for my get out of the penalty box free card.
Tristero, you set this up, didn't you? You crafty child predator with your "Pokemans and free Blow Pops".
Brilliant work, tell them I want to hire them!

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