Welcome to Destructoid, pinksage!

I found myself a little suspicious about our new C-blog member when she
began posting strictly Halo 3 related material after joining a mere handful of days prior to the big launch.
Then I noticed some cross-posting happening over on different internet locales.
pinksage's Destructoid Halo 3/Pontiac "First to Play"
pinksage's 1UP Halo 3 First to Play Recap
pinksage's Gamertag Radio Halo 3 / Pontiac First to Play
pinksage's Destructoid Halo 3 Launch NYC
pinskage's Gamertag Radio Halo 3 Launch NYC
It turns out, Microsoft was so happy with pinksage's tireless volunteer marketing efforts on their behalf, including her work on staff at
three separate Web sites devoted exclusively to Microsoft products, that they decided to
award her with their
Most Valuable Professional status. While largely an honorary designation, being an Microsoft MVP does come with
certain benefits. In corporate speak, it's called
crowdsourcing.
Pinksage also happens to be a full-time employee for C2 Creative, a
marketing firm that lists Microsoft as one of its clients. They specialize in viral and
experiential advertising.
The Internet Matlock beacon shone high in the evening sky and I knew I had to get to the bottom of all this. Was there a conflict of interest behind the scenes? I fired up an AIM conversation with pinksage and went undercover as a sorority sister in business school looking for career advice.
So, yep. I am once again proven wrong. It turns out that pinksage is actually a very sweet and helpful person, while I am still a pitiful, trouble-stirring jackass. Is the egg showing? Feel free to ream me in the comments. I've disgraced myself and my family. The only way to redeem my honor is by commiting public sepukku in penance for my crimes against her good will.
Seriously though, it's good to have you aboard, pinksage. Feel free to employ your marketing and graphic design skills on our behalf too! The GTR crew in general seems pretty down to earth and friendly . . . Danny rocked a PAX panel on game journalism with stylish aplomb. Anyone who was there couldn't help but notice he stood out as the only "cool" one. And pink's Gamerscore is nothing to shake a stick at, either. It's quickly closing in on the 20K mark. Perhaps it's just jealous rivalry over my puny score of 340 that I'm expressing through my tasteless Photoshop collage.
GODDAMN I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY!
Nice one.
I feel a REALLY BIG raging clue coming on! Oh yeah, someone solve this hard mystery!
NOICE!
*madly looks*
I shall come to you with all future investigatory issues.
That is all.
nice photoshop, btw. the public & relations shakers really take the cake.
Tristero: part gamer, part scalawag & vandal; part investigator, part editor, and part awesome...
... also, cocks.
1) can't believe you did this, and then
2) made a post about doing it, especially since you were wrong. do you really expect her to stick around?
is this like a threat to other marketing trolls?
i don't know how i feel about this...
Heh.
Adios and
Love,
0.
3
And don't take that "she's just a gamer" tone with me. Marketing people aren't people. Sort of like Mexicans.
@Aequitas: Phist is totally right in this regard. pinksage is the real deal when it comes to her love for video games. She is a real person, even if she works in marketing. I've met plenty of fine P.R. folks in my day that happen to also truly be enthusiastic about their products. I like to think of Destructoid as the video game version of the statue of liberty: "Give us your tired, your poor, even your marketers yearning to breathe free . . ."
And then Winston can control us with a NES Advantage.
Heres one for ya.. Im a MVP and a grocery store meat cutter..ooooh conspiracies !!
But, I'm happy that you were such a gentleman about it. Cool points for you! You are welcome to chat with me anytime - under your REAL name. :P