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Gentle welcome hazing for Destructoid's newest Microsoft fangirl
Tristero | 8:12 AM on 09.26.2007 45 comments


Welcome to Destructoid, pinksage! I found myself a little suspicious about our new C-blog member when she began posting strictly Halo 3 related material after joining a mere handful of days prior to the big launch.

Then I noticed some cross-posting happening over on different internet locales.
pinksage's Destructoid Halo 3/Pontiac "First to Play"
pinksage's 1UP Halo 3 First to Play Recap
pinksage's Gamertag Radio Halo 3 / Pontiac First to Play
pinksage's Destructoid Halo 3 Launch NYC
pinskage's Gamertag Radio Halo 3 Launch NYC

It turns out, Microsoft was so happy with pinksage's tireless volunteer marketing efforts on their behalf, including her work on staff at three separate Web sites devoted exclusively to Microsoft products, that they decided to award her with their Most Valuable Professional status. While largely an honorary designation, being an Microsoft MVP does come with certain benefits. In corporate speak, it's called crowdsourcing.

Pinksage also happens to be a full-time employee for C2 Creative, a marketing firm that lists Microsoft as one of its clients. They specialize in viral and experiential advertising.

The Internet Matlock beacon shone high in the evening sky and I knew I had to get to the bottom of all this. Was there a conflict of interest behind the scenes? I fired up an AIM conversation with pinksage and went undercover as a sorority sister in business school looking for career advice.

So, yep. I am once again proven wrong. It turns out that pinksage is actually a very sweet and helpful person, while I am still a pitiful, trouble-stirring jackass. Is the egg showing? Feel free to ream me in the comments. I've disgraced myself and my family. The only way to redeem my honor is by commiting public sepukku in penance for my crimes against her good will.



Seriously though, it's good to have you aboard, pinksage. Feel free to employ your marketing and graphic design skills on our behalf too! The GTR crew in general seems pretty down to earth and friendly . . . Danny rocked a PAX panel on game journalism with stylish aplomb. Anyone who was there couldn't help but notice he stood out as the only "cool" one. And pink's Gamerscore is nothing to shake a stick at, either. It's quickly closing in on the 20K mark. Perhaps it's just jealous rivalry over my puny score of 340 that I'm expressing through my tasteless Photoshop collage.



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:14
BlindsideDork
Oh snap!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:16
Neonie
Cool. But you'll NEVER find out about MY evil plan
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:17
Butmac
Awesome Internet Matlockery anyway! Fantastic post.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:21
Snaileb
Stalker! Tristero loves the ladies. To stalk.
spitonastranger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:21
spitonastranger
DJ Tristero will cut you down to size.
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:21
Brad Rice
Win, Tristero.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:23
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Tristero deserves the Internet MacGuyvery award!
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:30
Phist
I smelled spam the minute she stepped into the Clogs. It doesn't matter anyway, Dtoid is infested with these Halo and Xbox fanboys and their fanfare. She's both apart of the huge marketing army for MS and a gamer at heart, so call it like you see it. Tristero, I admire your Matlockery.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:33
RICHARD BLOCKER
"I fired up an AIM conversation with pinksage and went undercover as a sorority sister in business school looking for career advice"


GODDAMN I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:46
blehman
*starts humming katamari music to self*
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:54
bloodylip
Is there a school I can go to so I can learn your awesome Internet Matlockery? Can I be your assistant? Internet Monk? Internet Jimmy Kudo? Internet John McClane (he was technically a detective)?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 08:58
Topher Cantler
Headshot!
Cardoweth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 09:06
Cardoweth
Blindside - Guyver ftw!!!
FiXXXer667's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 09:07
FiXXXer667


Nice one.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 09:16
nademagnet
hahahah! I love this.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 09:29
ZeroTolo
Nice move with the Guyver there Blindside.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:00
Hoygeit
Haha - Nice!
GayBear22's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:01
GayBear22
I wish someone would try and get a private investigator to internet matlock me sometime.

I feel a REALLY BIG raging clue coming on! Oh yeah, someone solve this hard mystery!

Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:01
Cowzilla3
A lot of her posts do feel like well done spam, probalby becasue of the well done part.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:20
Bob Muir
It's a shame, as her posts generally look much more presentable than most of the noob blogs.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:20
Bob Muir
It's a shame, as her posts generally look much more presentable than most of the noob blogs.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:42
Dale North
best....'shopjob....ever
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 10:50
king3vbo
epic lulz @ teh matlockery
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 11:28
Teta

NOICE!
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 11:51
Daniel Husky Lingen
oh my god I need to find that shirt now...

*madly looks*
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 12:41
Aaron Mxy Yost
Teta, that pic is completely awesome.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 13:38
balth
You have made this the:



I shall come to you with all future investigatory issues.

That is all.
twinkiebots's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:10
twinkiebots
haha, I love this, what's really funny is how well executed the "I'm in a sorority" act was.. I wish more people did undercover investigations about silly things that bother them personally.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:32
BenHaskett
Wow, I ignored the post for a while because I thought it was really just a "Welcome to the part" thing. I'm glad I finally read it. Very good read, and congrats on your A+ undercover work. Lol, sorority sister.

nice photoshop, btw. the public & relations shakers really take the cake.

Tristero: part gamer, part scalawag & vandal; part investigator, part editor, and part awesome...

... also, cocks.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:34
BenHaskett
*Ack - Party, not part*
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:12
Tiff
horray!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 17:14
kawitchate
damn i -

1) can't believe you did this, and then

2) made a post about doing it, especially since you were wrong. do you really expect her to stick around?

is this like a threat to other marketing trolls?

i don't know how i feel about this...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:15
AngelsDontBurn
Amazing.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:20
MaxVest
Well done. Almost as well done as the $170 million in sales Halo 3 made in its opening day. Did you know that Halo 3's awesome sales represent the biggest opening day ever for an entertainment product (including Halo 1 & 2, available in stores now)? As my friend says, "Halo Halo Halo buy Halo!"
Heh.
Adios and
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Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 22:51
Aequitas
Excellent Matlockery. I used to have time to netstalk people, but not so much anymore. It's always nice to know when you're being assailed by a breathing spambot.

And don't take that "she's just a gamer" tone with me. Marketing people aren't people. Sort of like Mexicans.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 00:21
Tristero
@Teta: May God bless you.

@Aequitas: Phist is totally right in this regard. pinksage is the real deal when it comes to her love for video games. She is a real person, even if she works in marketing. I've met plenty of fine P.R. folks in my day that happen to also truly be enthusiastic about their products. I like to think of Destructoid as the video game version of the statue of liberty: "Give us your tired, your poor, even your marketers yearning to breathe free . . ."
And then Winston can control us with a NES Advantage.

pinksage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 11:17
pinksage
wow, LOL. I would have to say i'm speechless.
Avid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 11:50
Avid
This is by far the most hilarious post ever, Seeing Pinksage is my good friend.


Heres one for ya.. Im a MVP and a grocery store meat cutter..ooooh conspiracies !!
pinksage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 12:28
pinksage
Btw, I'm not an Xbox MVP. So i don't get any "benefits" from any of my gaming contributions.

But, I'm happy that you were such a gentleman about it. Cool points for you! You are welcome to chat with me anytime - under your REAL name. :P
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