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BREAKING: New Punch-Out character leaked
Tristero \| 4:35 AM on 10.02.2008	25 comments

From Nintendo's press release: "Piston Hamza is a fighter from the Central Valley via Afghanistan who comes at you with his rapid Piston Punches. While Piston Hamza secretly obsesses over one day becoming a Ninja, he first has to climb his way through the World Tournament in order to earn money for his ninja training classes. His special moves include the Burrito Bomb and the Jackhammer Cock. Watch out, Little Mac. Piston Hamza's got your number."

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25

Zombutler

I get it, but I don't really get it.

Justice

I get it, but I've been misled and now I want my money back plus a free pizza.

BFeld13

OMG TRISTERO! I MISSED YOU

Samit Sarkar

Hahaha, nice work, Tristero! Good to see you back on the c-blogs!

Cowzilla3

I knew it all along!

nebones

o lawd

AgentMOO

Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!

Char Aznable

Not a shark reference to be seen - what gives?

Tristero

@Char: I thought going for the shark joke would be a little too easy, so I jumped the shark and went straight for a few personal observations.

@Myself: Jumped the shark. I see what you did there.

blehman

I call shenanigans. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with punch-out?

Wait...what?

Tristero

If Abe were emo, wouldn't you want to punch him? There's your connection.

aborto thefetus

HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TRISTERO SIGHTING!

Tristero

blehman

HAHAHAHA!!! I miss you Tristero.

Tristero

To the left, just a little. Don't be shy, Mr. Lincoln. Show them your new hair. (He's a little nervous, go easy on him boys).

Niero

The resemblance is uncanny!

Hamza CTZ Aziz

har har.

king3vbo

I get it, and I get it.

GET IT?

Colette Bennett

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Gameboi

Lol. And he's not even Japanese.

Gameboi

Rumortoid: Hamza cast in new Punch-Out live action movie.

Joseph Leray

Takeshi

I giggled!

NihonTiger90

I'd buy it if Piston Hamza were real and had a Shark Punch.

Dexter345

Oh dang, Piston Hamza looks like he's going to kick some ass.

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