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BREAKING: New Punch-Out character leaked
Tristero \| 4:35 AM on 10.02.2008	25 comments

From Nintendo's press release: "Piston Hamza is a fighter from the Central Valley via Afghanistan who comes at you with his rapid Piston Punches. While Piston Hamza secretly obsesses over one day becoming a Ninja, he first has to climb his way through the World Tournament in order to earn money for his ninja training classes. His special moves include the Burrito Bomb and the Jackhammer Cock. Watch out, Little Mac. Piston Hamza's got your number."

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25

Zombutler says:
(# 0) on 10/02/2008 05:36

I get it, but I don't really get it.

Justice says:
(# 1) on 10/02/2008 06:08

I get it, but I've been misled and now I want my money back plus a free pizza.

BFeld13 says:
(# 2) on 10/02/2008 06:09

OMG TRISTERO! I MISSED YOU

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 3) on 10/02/2008 06:23

Hahaha, nice work, Tristero! Good to see you back on the c-blogs!

Cowzilla3 says:
(# 4) on 10/02/2008 06:29

I knew it all along!

nebones says:
(# 5) on 10/02/2008 06:35

o lawd

AgentMOO says:
(# 6) on 10/02/2008 06:40

Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!

Char Aznable says:
(# 7) on 10/02/2008 07:33

Not a shark reference to be seen - what gives?

Tristero says:
(# 8) on 10/02/2008 07:59

@Char: I thought going for the shark joke would be a little too easy, so I jumped the shark and went straight for a few personal observations.

@Myself: Jumped the shark. I see what you did there.

blehman says:
(# 9) on 10/02/2008 08:28

I call shenanigans. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with punch-out?

Wait...what?

Tristero says:
(# 10) on 10/02/2008 08:48

If Abe were emo, wouldn't you want to punch him? There's your connection.

aborto thefetus says:
(# 11) on 10/02/2008 08:55

HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TRISTERO SIGHTING!

Tristero says:
(# 12) on 10/02/2008 08:56

blehman says:
(# 13) on 10/02/2008 08:56

HAHAHAHA!!! I miss you Tristero.

Tristero says:
(# 14) on 10/02/2008 08:57

To the left, just a little. Don't be shy, Mr. Lincoln. Show them your new hair. (He's a little nervous, go easy on him boys).

Niero says:
(# 15) on 10/02/2008 09:45

The resemblance is uncanny!

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
(# 16) on 10/02/2008 09:58

har har.

king3vbo says:
(# 17) on 10/02/2008 10:19

I get it, and I get it.

GET IT?

Colette Bennett says:
(# 18) on 10/02/2008 10:51

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Gameboi says:
(# 19) on 10/02/2008 11:01

Lol. And he's not even Japanese.

Gameboi says:
(# 20) on 10/02/2008 11:02

Rumortoid: Hamza cast in new Punch-Out live action movie.

Joseph Leray says:
(# 21) on 10/02/2008 11:16

Takeshi says:
(# 22) on 10/02/2008 11:49

I giggled!

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 23) on 10/02/2008 12:05

I'd buy it if Piston Hamza were real and had a Shark Punch.

Dexter345 says:
(# 24) on 10/02/2008 15:04

Oh dang, Piston Hamza looks like he's going to kick some ass.

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