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BREAKING: New Punch-Out character leaked
Tristero | 4:35 AM on 10.02.2008 29 comments



From Nintendo's press release: "Piston Hamza is a fighter from the Central Valley via Afghanistan who comes at you with his rapid Piston Punches. While Piston Hamza secretly obsesses over one day becoming a Ninja, he first has to climb his way through the World Tournament in order to earn money for his ninja training classes. His special moves include the Burrito Bomb and the Jackhammer Cock. Watch out, Little Mac. Piston Hamza's got your number."



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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25
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Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 05:36
Zombutler
I get it, but I don't really get it.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:08
Justice
I get it, but I've been misled and now I want my money back plus a free pizza.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:09
BFeld13
OMG TRISTERO! I MISSED YOU
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:23
Samit Sarkar
Hahaha, nice work, Tristero! Good to see you back on the c-blogs!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:29
Cowzilla3
I knew it all along!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:35
nebones
o lawd
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 06:40
AgentMOO
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 07:33
Char Aznable
Not a shark reference to be seen - what gives?
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 07:59
Tristero
@Char: I thought going for the shark joke would be a little too easy, so I jumped the shark and went straight for a few personal observations.

@Myself: Jumped the shark. I see what you did there.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 08:28
blehman
I call shenanigans. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with punch-out?

Wait...what?
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 08:48
Tristero
If Abe were emo, wouldn't you want to punch him? There's your connection.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 08:55
aborto thefetus
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TRISTERO SIGHTING!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 08:56
blehman
HAHAHAHA!!! I miss you Tristero.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 08:57
Tristero
To the left, just a little. Don't be shy, Mr. Lincoln. Show them your new hair. (He's a little nervous, go easy on him boys).
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 09:45
Niero
The resemblance is uncanny!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 09:58
Hamza CTZ Aziz
har har.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 10:19
king3vbo
I get it, and I get it.

GET IT?
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 10:51
Colette Bennett
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:01
Gameboi
Lol. And he's not even Japanese.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:02
Gameboi
Rumortoid: Hamza cast in new Punch-Out live action movie.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:49
Takeshi
I giggled!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 12:05
Brian Szabelski
I'd buy it if Piston Hamza were real and had a Shark Punch.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 15:04
Darren Nakamura
Oh dang, Piston Hamza looks like he's going to kick some ass.
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