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From Nintendo's press release: "Piston Hamza is a fighter from the Central Valley via Afghanistan who comes at you with his rapid Piston Punches. While Piston Hamza secretly obsesses over one day becoming a Ninja, he first has to climb his way through the World Tournament in order to earn money for his ninja training classes. His special moves include the Burrito Bomb and the Jackhammer Cock. Watch out, Little Mac. Piston Hamza's got your number."



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I get it, but I don't really get it.
I get it, but I've been misled and now I want my money back plus a free pizza.
OMG TRISTERO! I MISSED YOU
Hahaha, nice work, Tristero! Good to see you back on the c-blogs!
I knew it all along!
o lawd
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!
Not a shark reference to be seen - what gives?
@Char: I thought going for the shark joke would be a little too easy, so I jumped the shark and went straight for a few personal observations.

@Myself: Jumped the shark. I see what you did there.
I call shenanigans. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with punch-out?

Wait...what?
If Abe were emo, wouldn't you want to punch him? There's your connection.
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TRISTERO SIGHTING!
HAHAHAHA!!! I miss you Tristero.
To the left, just a little. Don't be shy, Mr. Lincoln. Show them your new hair. (He's a little nervous, go easy on him boys).
The resemblance is uncanny!
I get it, and I get it.

GET IT?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Lol. And he's not even Japanese.
Rumortoid: Hamza cast in new Punch-Out live action movie.
I giggled!
I'd buy it if Piston Hamza were real and had a Shark Punch.
Oh dang, Piston Hamza looks like he's going to kick some ass.

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