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BREAKING: New Punch-Out character leaked
Tristero | 4:35 AM on 10.02.2008 25 comments



From Nintendo's press release: "Piston Hamza is a fighter from the Central Valley via Afghanistan who comes at you with his rapid Piston Punches. While Piston Hamza secretly obsesses over one day becoming a Ninja, he first has to climb his way through the World Tournament in order to earn money for his ninja training classes. His special moves include the Burrito Bomb and the Jackhammer Cock. Watch out, Little Mac. Piston Hamza's got your number."



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Zombutler's Destructoid Blog
I get it, but I don't really get it.
Justice's Destructoid Blog
I get it, but I've been misled and now I want my money back plus a free pizza.
BFeld13's Destructoid Blog
OMG TRISTERO! I MISSED YOU
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Hahaha, nice work, Tristero! Good to see you back on the c-blogs!
Cowzilla3's Destructoid Blog
I knew it all along!
nebones's Destructoid Blog
o lawd
AgentMOO's Destructoid Blog
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Not a shark reference to be seen - what gives?
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
@Char: I thought going for the shark joke would be a little too easy, so I jumped the shark and went straight for a few personal observations.

@Myself: Jumped the shark. I see what you did there.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
I call shenanigans. What does Abraham Lincoln have to do with punch-out?

Wait...what?
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
If Abe were emo, wouldn't you want to punch him? There's your connection.
aborto thefetus's Destructoid Blog
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TRISTERO SIGHTING!
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
blehman's Destructoid Blog
HAHAHAHA!!! I miss you Tristero.
Tristero's Destructoid Blog
To the left, just a little. Don't be shy, Mr. Lincoln. Show them your new hair. (He's a little nervous, go easy on him boys).
Niero's Destructoid Blog
The resemblance is uncanny!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
har har.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I get it, and I get it.

GET IT?
Colette Bennett's Destructoid Blog
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Lol. And he's not even Japanese.
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Rumortoid: Hamza cast in new Punch-Out live action movie.
Joseph Leray's Destructoid Blog
<3
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
I giggled!
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
I'd buy it if Piston Hamza were real and had a Shark Punch.
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
Oh dang, Piston Hamza looks like he's going to kick some ass.


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