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The Worst Birds in Gaming

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I知 playing through Prince of Persia: Sands of Time for the first time, and I知 at a really annoying part. I have to cross some balance beams while those goddamn birds keep attacking me. You know what replaying this section three times already has taught me? Birds suck.

的 hate birds. They池e so useless, to quote a character from one of my favorite childhood (well early teenage years) TV shows Ed, Edd n Eddy. But seriously, fuck birds. So without further ado, here痴 my personal list of the worst birds in gaming.

The birds in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time



Of course these are going to be on my list. They look freaky as shit with their glowing chest spot things and skeletal-like appearance. Plus they池e annoying and the prince sometimes doesn稚 want to go into his blocking motion unless they池e just close enough. Fuck these demon birds.

Pidgey (and other normal-type flying Pokemon)



典iny bird Pokemon? More like useless bird Pokemon, am I right? How many times are you wandering through the tall grass minding your own business or searching for a kickass Pikachu or something when bam! it's another goddamn Pidgey. Well at least you can teach these feathered sons of bitches Fly. That痴 about all they池e good for. Honorable Mentions: Zubat because fuck those guys. They池e just cave-Pidgey痴.

Falco



釘ut Falco flies an Arwing which is totally rad! you say. Yeah, but he痴 also a giant ass. Seriously if I have to listen to one more of his smartass comments, I知 going to shoot him down myself. He guesses he should be thankful? Who the fuck says that instead of showing some gratitude? Giant, blue talking birds. That痴 who.

Cuccos



Now there痴 no way any of you can disagree with this one. Well you canbut you壇 be wrong! Is a new bottle really worth the trouble of trying to catch all those mothercluckers? No. Plus these little guys are vengeful. Just try hitting them a few times with your sword and see what happens. Cuccopocalypse.

Angry Birds



What right do these guys have to be angry all the time? It痴 not healthy. Not only do they make annoying sounds but they池e pig killers, and pigs are way cooler than birds. Not to mention more delicious. Which would you rather have: bird or delicious bacon? Plus Angry Birds is super popular, so it痴 got to suck, right?

Ducks from Duck Hunt



You think the dog is the biggest asshole on the planet? Wrong. It痴 the birds. They think they池e so high and mighty flying around, taunting you into taking ill advised shots. These ducks reek of sheer arrogance. Ugh. It痴 making me sick just thinking about them.

The above just represent just a small example of the fowl foulness that exists in video games. Let me know about ones I missed in the comments. Like I said before, fuck birds.
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About TriplZer0one of us since 3:08 AM on 03.18.2009

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Hey Dtoid, I'm TriplZer0.



I'm a science fiction, fantasy, and speculative fiction writer by trade, but aside from writing, video games are my biggest passion. I also write over at Gamer Limit.

The first console my brothers and I ever got was an SNES for Christmas one year. Since then, we've owned an N64, Playstation, PS2, and an Xbox 360. I got a Gameboy Color one year for Christmas, but my brothers are more into handheld gaming than me. Every time they upgrade to the latest system I get their hand-me-downs. That's how I obtained my GBA and my two DS's. Handheld gaming for some reason doesn't interest me even though I know there are great games out there. The first console I've ever been the exclusive owner of is my PS3. The first games I ever played were Super Mario World, F-Zero, 7th Saga (which I've written about), and Out of This World.

My favorite genres are RPGs (Western or Japanese), FPS, action/adventure, and RTS (even though I suck at them).

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