I'll keep things short and sweet. If you want a copy of Valkyria Chronicles 2 for the PSP, you have until September ninth, at whenever-the-fuck-I-look o'clock, to post a comment with something that I like. Funny pictures, witty comments pertaining to other Destructoid articles, drink recipes, the guaranteed delivery of Demon's Souls crafting materials around SL100 Ė The only limits are the inherent Dtoid rules. The poster of the most amusing/delicious/profitable comment gets the game, everyone else can go die in a pit or buy their own copy, whichever works best for them on an individual basis.
After I've chosen, I'll contact the winner for mailing information. I'd throw on the "US residents only" line, but since it's a pretty small package I'll think about shipping to Canada or Mexico, but you better be goddamned brilliant to earn that.
A winner is Occam's So who won your stupid contest, Trev?
I got a couple PMs about this and with the danger of an irresponsibly short blog, I'm going to just make an update here to congratulate Occam's electric toothbrush for purchasing my copy of Valkyria Chronicles 2 for the low, low price of an amusing picture. A few of the others were damn close, but the sheer absurdity of Occam's's post is what got me. Everyone else, better luck next time.