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Batarang Buyer Beware
Trev | 3:02 PM on 08.23.2009 24 comments


I mentioned this in the forums, but I'll risk a failblog to give my fellow cbloggers a heads up in case they miss it.


Not even vaguely metal colored like this.

I was in the local Gamestop on Friday and the guys there were unpacking the collectors editions of Batman: Arkham Asylum. You know that sweet batarang? It's not at all sweet. They cracked one open (one reserved for one of their fellow employees) to check it out and we were all treated to a scratched up chunk of black plastic that's permanently affixed to, and perhaps even molded out of the same piece as, the stand. The book was slightly cooler, but still a lot thinner than the CE picture would lead you to believe.

If you still want to go for the CE, we can hope that specific one was just poorly made. It's a $40 risk though, enough for a slightly older new game. You could get MGS4 or Uncharted and stop for some fast food tacos for that $40.



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Justice's Destructoid Blog
Attached to the stand... what!

I wasn't planning to get the Collector's Edition, but that's just one more reason not to anyway.
Trev's Destructoid Blog
@justice
We wiggled it a bit, but didn't want to break it for the guy; I suppose there's a chance that it comes off, just like there's a chance the shittiness was limited to just that specific one. Even if it does come off, it could still be replaced by anything from a toy isle that will look better (it was really bad) and cost less.
PySk's Destructoid Blog
Thnaks for the heads-up, I was thinking about getting the CE.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
And this is why I don't buy special editions.
Anus Mcphanus's Destructoid Blog
If it wasn't attached to the stand then it could be used as a weapon.

It's a shame that the actual quality is so poor though. I'm still interested in it but I'll be a bit more cautious now. Thanks for the heads up.
Pyroph's Destructoid Blog
Damn I swear I just read this on SA.

Sucks, but I didn't want it anyway. Doesn't the CE not have the same art as the regular box? I love the reg. box art. It's kind of strange for me, all the box art for the recent CE have been really ugly. Halo 3, Fable 2, GoW2.
Arttemis's Destructoid Blog
I ordered it from Amazon for $75.99 after shipping, so I'm not too worried. I'm more interested in displaying the batarang anyway. Also, I wanted the additional DLC that it comes with.
JerinsFury's Destructoid Blog
I get my employee discount, as well as an extra 20% because I am trading in Halo 3 for it. I think $100 (maybe 70 afterwards) is worth it for the CE.
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, they announced a while back it's not metal anymore, and that was enough for me to not care. :(
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
That's fucking weak!
FalconReaper's Destructoid Blog
Yet another reason why special editions suck
JehutyFromHell's Destructoid Blog
Yep. Good ol' special editions. They always seem to fuck you over in the end. Remember when the Halo 3 Legendary Edition actually contained a REAL helmet? Didn't take long for that to change.
Artemus's Destructoid Blog
I never, ever purchase games(or even DVD) collector's editions, yet I was super-hyped about getting this one... Although my hype has been crushed. Thanks to this plastic batarang attached-to-the-stand news and my local game stores being sold-out of the CE, my enthusiasm is dead.
At least I'll save a bit-o-money.
Dammit, I really want that Arkham doctor's leather-jacketed journal.
Also, what's all this talk about the batarang being attached to the stand so it can't be used as a weapon jargon?!
Couldn't anything be used as a weapon? I mean, the pre-order RE:5 "Sand Globe" could, potentially cause a loss of HP. Hell, you could even use the disc or box as a weapon.
Malarkey.
Still, the game is gonna own.
I'm outta here, time to see The Inglorious Basterds. =)
covah's Destructoid Blog
well that sucks. I don't really mind though, its not like I'd be actually going around getting drunk and playing "Midnight vigilante."

...

GOD DAMN IT MY DREAMS ARE RUINED!

oh well, it'll look good on my desk though.
10BobMarleys's Destructoid Blog
OMFG I'm gonna have some pissed off customers when this hits shelves here.
timtheterrible's Destructoid Blog
I had a feeling this would happen. There was really no way Eidos would be shipping a weapon with their game; just look at the EA brass/knuckles controversy.
BrandonUndead's Destructoid Blog
The trend of shitty CE's continue, except the price continues to rise. Craziness.

The Crimson Viper "action figure" with my SFIV CE taught me a lesson. Taught it hard and rough.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
That blows DonkeyBallz!!!

Now i really feel bad for whoever gets the CE.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
What a crock of shit.
themizarkshow's Destructoid Blog
glad i didn't preorder that... if you can't hurt someone/something with your batarang, why have it?
smurfee mcgee's Destructoid Blog
I am fucking pissed. I was going to order this for my brother's birthday. Maybe I'll just get him the regular one.
Godammit. He was psyched for the CE. I'm gonna fucking punch somebody.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
My belt sander says that Batarang won't be attached to it's stand for long.
seltzermx's Destructoid Blog
Wow, thank god for this blog post. I was literally going to pre-order the CE today from amazon (I just played the demo and loved it, and I'm a sucker for CEs). You just saved me a good chunk of change. Monay I can now spend on hookers. Cheap hookers. :)
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Well, I already have that sucker paid for in full, guess I'm gonna have to deal with it now. A real shame it doesn't come off the stand. It'll still look pretty on my shelf though I'm sure.


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