Slowpoke (Japanese: ヤドン Yadon) is a dual-type Water/Psychic Pokémon. It first appeared in the Generation I games. It is also slow.

Slowpoke are large pink creatures which resemble a cross between a salamander and a hippopotamus. Their tails becomes lighter towards the tip, they have curled ears, and have tan muzzles. It is also quite slow.

Slowpoke have unusual tails which drip a sweet-tasting sappy substance. This substance is attractive to many species of fish, and can be used as a lure. Unfortunately, Slowpoke are extremely stupid, and tend to forget what they are doing. It is also really slow.

Slowpoke are amphibious creatures of notoriously dim intellect. They take a long time to respond to outside stimuli, it takes as much as five seconds for it to process pain. Its tail is particularly numb to pain, it takes more than a day for it to feel when it has been bitten on its tail. Although they are generally seen as being extraordinarily stupid, they are very gentle and caring, as well as skilled fishermen. Unfortunately, they are easily distracted and forget what they were doing. Although many view Slowpoke as largely useless creatures, many folktales surround Slowpoke, including the belief that their yawns cause rain. It is also really goddamn slow.

Due to their extremely slow reflexes, they are often late to memes.

Unlike most Water-type Pokémon, Slowpoke are capable of using Fire-type attacks, like Flamethrower. It is also pretty goddamn slow.

Slowpoke are commonly found at the water's edge. Their home range includes Kanto, Johto, and occasionally Sinnoh. It is really, really, REALLY freaking slow.

Slowpoke uses its tail to catch prey by dipping it in water at the side of a river. It is also slow.



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